Asked by MST3K

11/7/2020

Which is your favored episode?

45%

The Day the Earth Froze

55%

Hobgoblins WINNER

45%

The Day the Earth Froze

Experiment 422

Experiment 422 Show Less

29 Comments

Nicole Loughran

Sampo!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:57:38 -0600

Sitting Duck

Because we only have sampo for holidays.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:46:26 -0600

Stephen White

If everybody had a spruce tree, across Finlandia...

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:18:11 -0600

Cara Madsen

The father frost is one mean mother "shut yo mouth!"

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:53:39 -0600

GLaMDRINGOS

Kids come running for the rich taste of Sampo!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:02:22 -0600

Steve Sundbeck

I mean you can have a Sampo or you can be put off your dinner by Hobgoblins. The choice is clear

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:00:14 -0600

Diana Psotka

This was my first ever MST3K episode, and I was hooked from that moment on.

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 11:52:45 -0600

Troy Wood

The greatest of the Russo-Finnish trifecta, and one of my favorite episodes of all time. Like Sword and the Dragon, the production values are pretty good, even if the rest of the movie makes no sense.

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 00:55:31 -0600

Llewellyn Buntminkey

Classic Comedy Central episode, one of the awesome bizarre Russo-Finnish films, a true example of what great riffing can do to an already over the top peculiar movie.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 20:13:46 -0600

Barry Ward

"Are you with the bride or the failure?" The whole "Failure" bit is one of the best in the whole of MST3K!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 20:06:46 -0600

Matthew Blissenbach

Ya know, I thought there would be more people around the “salt” end.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 20:00:43 -0600

Jack Rossi

SAMPO!!!!!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 18:52:57 -0600

Marty Ketola

oh come on, don't make me do something else while Hobgoblins is on! Vote Sampo!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 18:41:05 -0600

Todd Divel

yes

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 17:36:42 -0600

Steve Blume

Russo-finnish, nuff said.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 17:19:08 -0600

Justin Chandler

s a m p o

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 17:13:06 -0600

Myrrh Kingwell

Hard pick! On the one hand, Pearl is my favorite Mad, and I think Hobgoblins is a really fun movie. But The Day The Earth Froze has my vote because Crow's riffs are so good in this episode.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:45:08 -0600

Phyllis Lanza

Sampo! Sampo! With Lemonkeinen-y goodness!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:24:21 -0600

Troy Thomas

I can't turn my back on a beloved personal favorite, even for another, slightly less beloved personal favorite.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:05:09 -0600

Corvid Cattus

The psychedelic strangeness of the Sampo suits a food and drink induced stupor

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 15:56:33 -0600

Jay Skillman

Because, I wish they all could be Norwegian Girls!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 15:17:37 -0600

Paul Smith

Wow! As much as I love a good muscle car of prunish tint and and the world’s dullest DX-7 embellished rake battle, I have to go with clown spankings and kanteles

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 15:12:34 -0600

S Moyer

One of Kevin's favorites!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:27:27 -0600

Ben

The Sampo is so thick and creamy, it takes four days just to prep, and when it comes out of the oven it’s better fresh cause no one likes a old dried out sampo!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:56:10 -0600

Russell Boyer

Gotta go with the Sampo!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:51:40 -0600

Neal Bradbury

It's one of my favorites

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:15:12 -0600

Ann Linderman

Can't beat the Sampo!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:11:56 -0600

Chuck Campbell

Tough choice: Sampo or Club Scum? How about "Club Scumpo"?

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:03:28 -0600

Lou Maggoo, Alien Bus Driver

The SAMPO!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:00:30 -0600

55%

Hobgoblins

Experiment 907

Experiment 907 Show Less

29 Comments

Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 20:01:50 -0600

Neil Sater

Because I love my muscle cars prune colored.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:06:43 -0600

Marc Turnes

Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce Bounce, and The Claw!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:31:06 -0600

Bruce Turbeville

RAKE FIGHT!!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:13:40 -0600

Mike Aronow

"Nick's a smoking husk right now, he won't mind if we take his van."

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:03:57 -0600

Richard Dickson

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 12:58:12 -0600

Chris Haynes

I liked it.

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 17:37:42 -0600

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Nothing beats a good rake fight!

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 16:59:01 -0600

Angela Martin

I'm not over Halloween yet!

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 12:35:23 -0600

Michael Schiavo

80s!

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 11:46:23 -0600

Christy May

Because "it's the 80s! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!" has been stuck in my head for years

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 06:23:57 -0600

Xavier Whitley II

Roadrash

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 23:41:22 -0600

Justin Wingate

Just remind yourself: it's only a bad movie!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 23:09:21 -0600

Ricardo Silkworth

Pig sticker

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 21:09:11 -0600

Dan Asnis

No contest Hobgoblins

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 20:34:09 -0600

wthvideoproduction

The apotheosis of 80s bad movies, Hobgoblins is a must see.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 20:28:34 -0600

j c

Watch out you little doo dad!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 19:13:15 -0600

Leeann Key

Daran Norris!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 18:31:45 -0600

William Lane

Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 18:11:06 -0600

Caitlin Town

Pringle in my shoes!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 17:45:05 -0600

Jeffrey Malone

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much for me to not vote for Hobgoblins.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:08:09 -0600

Mira Gutoff

Ripe for feminist critique

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 15:54:17 -0600

Tiffany Fricke

I hate to turn my back on a good sampo... But then, I've never seen Hobgoblins, and I'd like to.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:10:55 -0600

Howard Sauertieg

Club Scum for the win.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:06:41 -0600

Steven Aloyisus Campbell

I'm riding the Hobgoblins train, baby!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:38:16 -0600

Kerrin Dworkowski

*whiney voice* Amy!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:36:20 -0600

artrockz

Choose your garden weasel!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:31:23 -0600

James Haile

Rake fight, breathtaking choreography!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:27:08 -0600

Jeff Oskins

Fish picker!!!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:25:45 -0600

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Asked by MST3K

337 Votes

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

It's just really big.

It's just really big. Show Less

9 Comments

Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

63%

Johnny Longtorso

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades.

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades. Show Less

11 Comments

Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Asked by MST3K

671 Votes

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

He will probably drink all your beer,

He will probably drink all your beer, Show Less

9 Comments

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

75%

Rowsdower

He will also probably drink all your beer.

He will also probably drink all your beer. Show Less

32 Comments

Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

Who to Follow

Which is your favored episode?

45% The Day the Earth Froze

55% Hobgoblins WINNER

45% The Day the Earth Froze

55% Hobgoblins

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37% The Big Head The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37% The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25% Mitchell Mitchell

75% Rowsdower Rowsdower

25% Mitchell

75% Rowsdower

45%

The Day the Earth Froze

55%

Hobgoblins WINNER

45%

The Day the Earth Froze

55%

Hobgoblins

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower