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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/4/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

50%
Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

25

50%
Future War

28

50%
Horrors of Spider Island

25 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

This is the last episode of Mike's green jumpsuit.

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Stacy Mclinn
1
Stacy Mclinn

Low on spider, high on bikini babes

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. Sexy ladies, a lame monster-- it's amazing.

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

The scenes involving auditioning and the boys turning into weird girls were fun.

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Dan Hux
0
Dan Hux

Just a fun movie to riff on!

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zeldman
0
zeldman

The sleaze! The cheese! But especially the sleaze. It’s one of those great early 1960s psychotronic films that’s actually bearable even without the riffing!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

"I'm glad I put a porch in."

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

I prefer "horror" over "sci-fi". :)

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Zack Podany
0
Zack Podany

I think they'll pull out of it.

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Mmm, take a look at my good stuff, Nature!

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mainly because I can't stand Future War. Sorry... lesser of the 2 evils here.

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Such a a good episode with great riffs

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

- leans back and crosses ankles.

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James Jorden
0
James Jorden

Jerky editing and voluptuous (at least) babes. What's not to like?

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

More spiders ! Less future!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I just haven't seen this one as often.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Both episodes were weak as far as MST episodes go, but Spider Island is somewhat less weak than Future War so...

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I cross my legs decisively in favor of Spider Island!

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Ben
0
Ben

This is better than watching a fake van damm vs a clown boxing in a boxing ring

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50%
Future War

28 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

I vote for Jean Claude Gosh Darn!

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Mira Gutoff
2
Mira Gutoff

Thank you for not killing me.

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high school."

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Crissty Hawkins
0
Crissty Hawkins

This movie is truly terrible!! I'm up for seeing how the gang makes fun of it again!

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

It isn't a war and it isn't the future, but who am I to complain?

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

Best Van Damme movie that doesn't feature Van Damme.

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Ben Schmidt
0
Ben Schmidt

I used to be a nun too.

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Always bet on Z'dar!

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Jean claude gosh darn

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I saw the "Whores of Spider Island" last night. Well, that's what my husband called 'em. Great fun, that movie, but moving on!

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

Let the awful quality of this movie sink in. Soak in it.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Because the future is some kind of goofy prequel to Rollergator. Or Rollergator is a goofy prequel to this. Or they’re both just goofy.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Two words: FRED. BURROUGHS.

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

This is one of my all time favorite episodes so I have to go with Future War!

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Dan Kelly
0
Dan Kelly

Jean Claude Gosh Darn

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Horrors of Spider Island is okay, but all the actor's faces are way too small.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Thanks for playing reporter and cameraman with me

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Andy Mayo
0
Andy Mayo

We need more high school jocks making movies.

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

getting exhausted from "Horrors .."

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
Patrick

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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