Gretchen Crumpacker

Gretchen Crumpacker

2020-11-02T13:18:19-06:00

Commented "One word: GOOSIO. And yes, I very much want Joe Don Baker’s vast white buttocks rising over my Thanksgiving turkey. "

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Gretchen Crumpacker

2020-10-20T16:29:19-05:00

Commented "I have no idea why I voted for this film. That gaping hole in Billy’s chest is just gross and uncalled for. But this film is like a damn road accident — I don’t want to look, but I can’t look away. "

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Gretchen Crumpacker

2020-10-19T12:13:01-05:00

Commented "Put her DOWN, Jerry Lee!"

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Gretchen Crumpacker

2020-10-16T17:15:07-05:00

Commented "Come on come on now TOUCH me babe! Can’t you see that I am not afraid?"

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Gretchen Crumpacker

2020-10-16T08:28:01-05:00

Commented "Arch Hall Jr. and his Picasso-Cubist face ... we never get tired of studying all the grotesque angles. ... HEY! I’m being naughty over here!"

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