Commented "I was served, but during the jury selection process, the perp's attorney asked me if I'd ever been the victim of a hit and run accident. I said yes and that if I'd had a gun, I would have shot the jerk who hit me. He thanked me and released me. He knew I'd never side with his client."
Commented "The only awards shows that I ever watch are the CMAs in Nashville. The rest, which originate in California, aren't worth the powder to blow them up."
Commented "If you're human, you have regrets, unless you've never left the confines of your house. Dogs don't have regrets, except the ones that run out in front of cars."
Commented "If I wanted to throw money away, I'd just flush it down the toilet in the comfort of my own home, rather than drive someplace and buy a scratch-off."
Commented "I've both owned and leased over the last 40 years and found that leasing was not a good option -- at least for me. Despite all the rhetoric to the contrary, leasing is very expensive."
Commented "Vacations to popular and iconic destinations require planning. While making reservations at some of the historic motels on Route 66, I discovered that two of them were booked 18 months out. Walk-ins (non planners) would be turned away."
Commented "All the anchor stores left, so now the mall is a gathering place for gangs and pedophiles. Besides, the mall stores never had what I needed before they went to heck in a handbasket."