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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?
Mitchell
Rowsdower
Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600
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They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600
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Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600
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Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600
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Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600
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Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600
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I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600
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We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂
Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600
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Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.
Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600
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I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote
Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600
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Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?
Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600
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Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600
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Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600
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Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600
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Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600
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I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600
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Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600
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He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600
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My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600
ReplyTwo words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...
Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600
ReplyFrom a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.
Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600
ReplyIt's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.
Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600
ReplyHe'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.
Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600
ReplyI think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600
ReplyMitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600
ReplyIt would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600
ReplyMy, my, my, my house guest.
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600
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