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Sarah Croom
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Sarah Croom

It costs too much & has unnecessary taxes included. It was a pain to come home & ck the answering machine. W/ kids it’s out of convenience to be able to get ahold of them faster when I’m out then running home to call. I do shut off the social media notifications, to spend more fam. time 2 much junk.

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Reney Wycuff
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Reney Wycuff

After being assigned 3 different phone numbers belonging to previous businesses, we gave up. We had calls at least 3-4 times per week at 3am asking about taxis, tattoos and people asking if we were still open for dinner 🙄

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Catalina Coupons
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Catalina Coupons

No landline since 2005. Haven't missed it at all. One less bill.

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The Hellcats

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The Skydivers WINNER

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The Hellcats

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

These squares are really starting to bug me, man!

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Maria Kristina Smith
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Maria Kristina Smith

I'm in it for the kicks.

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Greg Barnes
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Greg Barnes

I like this episode a bit more than The Skydivers

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

The redhead in leather.

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Dave Inthe Cave
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Dave Inthe Cave

oh so damn funny. HI KEEBA!

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Robert J. Sawtell
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Robert J. Sawtell

Both are good, picked the one I've watched the least.

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Scribbler Johnny
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Scribbler Johnny

I just don't want any Coleman Francis this year. Not for 2022... :(

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Jill r
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Jill r

I like a lot of the riffs. Especially, when crow is talking about one of the songs, and he says "mass confusion, they're talking about the plot, Joel." And the when a blonde woman in a red dress starts dancing, and crows asks "what's going on?" And Servo answers "I don't know, I'm lost."

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Cullen Rainey
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Cullen Rainey

great host segments

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

The Skydivers is just too tedious--plus, this movie has Ross Hagen and scooter trash!

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

Peppy theme music!

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Jeff Gilligan
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Jeff Gilligan

ANYTHING but Skydivers!

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The Skydivers

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

This was so difficult, but it was the pre-jump party that decided me. I mean ... the band, the giantess, the Scotsman, the fat-bottomed girl that makes this rockin' world go 'round .....

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It has a great short to begin the episode (Why Study Industrial Arts) and it's an all-around great episode even though the movie barely qualifies as a film.

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McChungusAmungus!
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McChungusAmungus!

coffee. also i'm evil, and will jump at the chance to inflict a Coleman Francis movie on new people.

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Matt Maerten
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Matt Maerten

Three words: "I like coffee."

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Mike Battle
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Mike Battle

I like coffee!

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Less depressing and goofier than Hellcats. People you should NOT vote for lousy eps just because they haven't been on a Turkey Day before! TD is for the best of the best ... not a chance to settle for mediocrity!

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Coffee of course

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Bart Lammey
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Bart Lammey

It’s just as boring but less awful for the cast and crew of the original movie, maybe?

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Trevor Cooley
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Trevor Cooley

Tom and crow refueling is hand down one of the funniest segments ever.

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Joseph Klemm
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Joseph Klemm

Two words: Petey Plane.

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Mick Murtha
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Mick Murtha

Because I like coffee.

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Randy Cox
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Randy Cox

The Skydivers is the most “watchable” of the Coleman Francis trilogy, whereas The Hellcats is the least watchable of the motorcycle films from season 2

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Jeremy York
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Jeremy York

I enjoy watching people drink coffee.

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David Iacovino Sr.
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David Iacovino Sr.

I've always found the Hellcats a tough episode to laugh along with

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Michael
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Michael

Better episode

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Because I like coffee! ;)

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Melanie Hinchey
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Melanie Hinchey

Airplanes are sexy.

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Brian Jay
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Brian Jay

Coleman Francis is like a cranberry, and his movies are candied yams.

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Adam Bokmiller
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Adam Bokmiller

Crow's repeated gags about Uranus.

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k
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k

We should not pursue it until every person who does not want to be homeless has a place to be warm, dry, and fed. Shame on US, giving BILLIONS to Ukraine, while our vets and struggling folks can't make ends meet and are losing their homes.

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