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41%
The Skydivers

10

59%
Catalina Caper WINNER

15

41%
The Skydivers

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
10 Comments
William Lane
3
William Lane

Coffee? I LIKE COFFEE

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Jesse Lee Herndon
2
Jesse Lee Herndon

WHO WILL TAKE ME TO THE BIG PLACE?!

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Isabella Catherine
2
Isabella Catherine

Coffee is a major plot point.

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Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Forced comedy makes for hard riffing

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

Because of coffee.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

Another easy choice! I love The Skydivers! Catalina Caper, not so much.

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's Petey Plane!

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Amie Bartig
0
Amie Bartig

Cuz I haven't seen it all the way through yet

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

I just CARE ABOUT THEM ALL SO MUCH!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Coffee Thanks, that's better than Sex!

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59%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
14 Comments
Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Little Richard, the only genuine talent in this film!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Little Richard...the only talented person in this film!

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Andrew Hageman
0
Andrew Hageman

Little Richard, what more do we need? Yet, there's so much more!

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Tony González
0
Tony González

Capers drizzled with my favorite salad dressing? Mmmm.... 😋

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Adam Craig
0
Adam Craig

Catalina Caper is not crushingly depressing.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Bright, happy movie wins over a grungy, depressing movie every day of the week.

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

Diving and watching Tommy Kirk lumber his way through the scenes.

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

It may be dumb, but at least it isn't depressing

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

🎼🎵"Myyyyyy, Creepy Girl, won't you be my-ee-ine, I'll give you scrolls & fish & Tinker Toys & wi-ee-ine, I'll ditch these guys if you'll be my Creepy Girl. Be mine, before Movie Sign!" 🎶

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Fuzzy McDew
Fuzzy McDew

Waahaaaa wahooooo

Sean Thomas Corcoran
0
Sean Thomas Corcoran

One of the episodes I used to rent and over and over with My big brother

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

One of my favorite episodes! CREEPY GIRL

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Fuzzy McDew
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Fuzzy McDew

Tommy Kirk is such a jerk!

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

I've seen this episode so many times and I never get tired of it. Some episodes are like chocolate, you never get sick of it.

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Amy L. Sacks
0
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' steal something wet!!

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66%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

46

34%
Daddy-O

26

66%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
46 Comments
Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

For that hip, new near hit single, "The Zombie Stomp."

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Adam Craig
0
Adam Craig

Googly-eyed monsters > Hiked-up pants

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Steve Shaha
0
Steve Shaha

I loved this episode and am unfamiliar with Daddy-O

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Lisa S
0
Lisa S

Because I think it'll be a fun TDay flick

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Evan Kiesler
0
Evan Kiesler

true mst classic

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Steve Caldwell
0
Steve Caldwell

hot dog faced monsters

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Candice Adams
0
Candice Adams

Hotdogs monsters, bad New York accents, Eulabelle, and GET POLISH! How could I NOT vote for this one?!

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Adam Bokmiller
0
Adam Bokmiller

sodium, won't you?

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Tony González
0
Tony González

Can't go wrong with horror and a beach.

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E. A. Bruce
0
E. A. Bruce

Because we need sodium!

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TEAM B
0
TEAM B

So hard to vote against The Pants-Up Song, one of my all-time favorites! Still, This movie has it all... horror... a party... a beach... what's not to like? XD

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

It came out three years before Hurry Sundown.

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Nick Gouldey
0
Nick Gouldey

I have never seen this episode before

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Cynthia Balderrama
0
Cynthia Balderrama

Uhm, everything? I love this movie. Just everything.

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Brian Andrew Dolge
0
Brian Andrew Dolge

One of my all-time top-five favorites! An absolutely nutty movie with a wall-to-wall hilarious riff. Also: Sodium!

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Glenn Dallas
0
Glenn Dallas

Because nobody likes pickles as much as I do!

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Joshua Cook
0
Joshua Cook

Horrors and beaches.. need I say more?

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Lisa George
0
Lisa George

Daddy-O gets a little tedious. Better dancing in Party Beach.

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Blane Mather
0
Blane Mather

The riffs are funnier.

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JoAnna Wahlund
0
JoAnna Wahlund

I love musicals, and a horror musical sounds great! Definite "Little Shop of Horrors" vibes, only terrible instead of good.

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Scribbler Johnny
0
Scribbler Johnny

Daddy-o is so dull

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Gabriel Ricard
0
Gabriel Ricard

Because it's an incredibly goofy, memorable movie with a fun soundtrack, and the riffing from start to finish is flawless

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Chances are I'll kick Daddy O's scrawny ass!

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Andrew Badolato
0
Andrew Badolato

Soooooooodiuuuuuuum

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Dani Jones
0
Dani Jones

Clearly the superior film, by which I mean it's extra dumb and more fun to watch.

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Derrick Frazier
0
Derrick Frazier

One word, "Sodium!"

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite. Point blank. I would choose no other before it?

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Weird songs, great riffs

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Bob Xeno
0
Bob Xeno

It's one of the first Experiments I've watched, so it's got a special-ish place in my heart

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium! what other reason do you need? Sodium!

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Derek Corder
0
Derek Corder

I learned so much about sodium from this episode

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The Quizmonster
0
The Quizmonster

To honor mighty Sodium.

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Claire Elliott
0
Claire Elliott

I love the cheesy line up of songs in this one

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Dan Asnis
0
Dan Asnis

We need more sodium

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Damian Miller
0
Damian Miller

lots shakin' goin' on

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love bad movies where there is a great idea at the core, but the director just doesn't have the skill to pull it off.

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

Monsters that look like Muppets.

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K. Reed
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K. Reed

🎶Chances are I'm gonna kick your scrawny ass🎶

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John Manly
0
John Manly

"They don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid."

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ReverendEntity
0
ReverendEntity

The beach party scene has some classic riffs. Also, the ridiculousness of antiquated segregation.

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Jeremy York
0
Jeremy York

Hot dogs anyone?

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Just an all around better episode IMO. Sodium!

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34%
Daddy-O

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
25 Comments
A.J. Ax
3
A.J. Ax

Couldn't vote against this one, fella. Gym policy.

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Kaz Kopter
3
Kaz Kopter

"Hike Your Pants Up", and just the overall silliness of the movie.

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Jarret Cooper
3
Jarret Cooper

Hike your pants up. Not even close.

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Steven Cochran
3
Steven Cochran

Hike, Hike, Hike up your chinos

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Jackson Munden
3
Jackson Munden

Hike Your Pants Up!

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Zane Johnson
2
Zane Johnson

I need a reason to hike, hike, hike up my trousers on T-Day!

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Erik Buckman
2
Erik Buckman

D is for Damned, as in village of.

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Randy Cox
2
Randy Cox

It’s all worth it for that awkward looking henchman

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Solberg-Bell Household
2
Solberg-Bell Household

No chinos are hiked higher than Daddy-O's, cats.

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C. H.
2
C. H.

I'm hoping for more "lesser known" or at least "lesser seen" episodes in the rotation. Standbys and classics are great... but too many also great episodes get lost in the shuffle. Underdogs unite!

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subrea
2
subrea

Haven't really seen much of this movie around. I consider it a lost movie among the MST3K archives.

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Philip Monihan
Sarah SuchAsSeals
Sarah SuchAsSeals

*SMAK* I want ANSWERS!

Adam Daniel Carman
1
Adam Daniel Carman

Just perfect riffs on a very bad movie.

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Jon Malbrough
1
Jon Malbrough

I don't fink on....baaahahaha...sorry

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

The riffs are really enjoyable.

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Chris Cole
0
Chris Cole

Hoping will influence pants wearing fashion in 2023

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Scott Russell
0
Scott Russell

Exactly! Gym policy. Also, my doctor said to stay away from sodium.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Gimme that key, fella.

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

Because the pants can NEVER be hiked up high enough!

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Tim Walker
0
Tim Walker

I have a signed shirt from and as Daddy-O himself which I got at a concert he put on at a retirement village in LaGrange IL. It was around 2005, his grey hair grew out of his low cut vest and he still was "Rock Candy Baby", he absolutely rocked. Took a picture with me and Gram - she played too!

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Nikki Bowes
0
Nikki Bowes

For the guy with the glasses that worked at the gym. Pure gold.

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Annette Gonzales
0
Annette Gonzales

Joel knocking increasingly more ridiculous assorted fruit away is so good.

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Amy L. Sacks
0
Amy L. Sacks

POMADE! (And apples.)

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54%
Warrior of the Lost World WINNER

22

46%
Track of the Moon Beast

6

54%
Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
22 Comments
Todd Shubert
4
Todd Shubert

I love this movie so much, I named my cat Megaweapon

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
3
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

I HAVE FRUIT TO DECLARE!

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David Tepfer
2
David Tepfer

Tom and Crow slot cars!!!!!!!

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Jill r
1
Jill r

Love this movie. So many Gr8 riffs! Also has 1 of my fav sketches of all time. Joel as the "Paper chase guy" having his mom, crow, take him to get his driver's permit test. 1 of crow's best lines is when Joel tells him to "duck down mom". And crow says "I will not, I'll wrinkle my pantsuit."😆

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Jason Bentley
1
Jason Bentley

That guy…. what’s his name … the guy from The Paper Chase.

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Stuart B. Slaymaker
1
Stuart B. Slaymaker

Bob Ginty! Jimmy Carter!

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Nathan Fisk
1
Nathan Fisk

Better in every way. No questions.

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Cullen Hartley
1
Cullen Hartley

Megaweapon is cooler than all you guys!

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okuwinn
1
okuwinn

MEGAWEAPON !

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Annette Gonzales
1
Annette Gonzales

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE???

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
1
MST3KaDay On Instagram

"ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!?", MEGAWEAPON & The Paper Chase guy!

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It’s Just A Show
1
It’s Just A Show

You guessed it, Donald Pleasence

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

Megaweapon!!!!!!

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Randy Cox
1
Randy Cox

This is just a fun episode. When the movies themselves are hitting above their weight class, it usually makes for some very funny episodes

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Warrior of the Lost World is much better than the Finder of Lost Loves.

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Amy L. Sacks
0
Amy L. Sacks

Paper Chase Guy 4EVA !!

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Jeremy York
0
Jeremy York

I do have some fruit to declare.

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46%
Track of the Moon Beast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
6 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

Johnny Longbone!

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DataAngel
1
DataAngel

Maybe this time I'll write down that stew recipe.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

This one was easy. Track of the Moon Beast is easily one of my favorite episodes!

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Travis Reis
0
Travis Reis

Not seen as much

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

"The monster's red glare..."

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Jesse Lee Herndon
0
Jesse Lee Herndon

Because of the drugs, booze, womanizing, gambling, tax fraud...

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