Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
1,751 Votes

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

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Johnny Longtorso

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The Big Head

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Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

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Arlene Harris
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Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

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James Scoggin
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James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

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Bryan Kearney
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Bryan Kearney

Change my name to Todd and get some Monsters for my band.

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robot 'spooky' cat
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robot 'spooky' cat

Just wanna be that guy with the big head.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

The song... the song

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Mary Pat Campbell
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Mary Pat Campbell

it's a really big head!

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Aaron Bellante
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Aaron Bellante

It's funny. Cause its...bigger than a normal sized head.

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Ben
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Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

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Johnny Longtorso

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Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

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Melinda Hosh-Miller
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Melinda Hosh-Miller

He's the man who comes in pieces!

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Karen Crockett
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Karen Crockett

Mostly because of the theme song. "The man who comes in pieces" la la la

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Kirsty The Hermit
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Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

The cost going into one figure is really expensive.

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

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A Weis
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A Weis

Because longtorso

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Ryan Hollist
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Ryan Hollist

I already have a big head. Literally, my hat size is a men's large.

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Gayle Gordon
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Gayle Gordon

He's the man who comes in pieces

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Micah Billet Neff
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Micah Billet Neff

So I can sing the song....in parts!

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Tom Blackburn
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Tom Blackburn

Slightly more portable

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Johnny My name is
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Johnny My name is

Promotes responsible kitbashing!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

My head is already gigantic

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

No where to put the big head lol

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Drab Art Stew
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Drab Art Stew

Because short torsos are for the weak!

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Damian Miller
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Damian Miller

sponduics man, sponduics

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

He comes in peace! Er, pieces

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Tony González
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Tony González

I'd want to mount the big head on the wall and my wife would have a fit, so Johnny it is...

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
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N'EliG-G-GHOST!

I mean, that theme song, right?

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

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Jennifred Hollybright
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Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

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Always

22 Comments
Susan Mclaughlin
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Susan Mclaughlin

I try whenever I can.

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Barry Rashford
1
Barry Rashford

If we want a plastic ocean then we should continue to do what we are doing.

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k san
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k san

Because it is the right thing to do.

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Larry Ewart
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Larry Ewart

As much as possible

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Sarah Croom
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Sarah Croom

I do but I go rounds w/ my guy. Ever since China stopped taking our recycling he stopped doing it. Idk if all that is real, I have noticed that our garbage guy just loads both cans into the same dump bin & it’s not sorted. So that’s really disturbing. Every little bit helps I feel. I rec. everything

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Carolyn Morris
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Carolyn Morris

Always, I Re Use Water Bottles.

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Misty Schrotberger
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Misty Schrotberger

My mom has a cow if we don't

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kaycstamper
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kaycstamper

I do what I can but live in an area where they don't have it. Still I save bottles and cardboard to take to recycling. I cook from scratch so don't really have cans.

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Michael Stafford
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Michael Stafford

It is the least we can do to preserve our resources.

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Julie Brantley
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Julie Brantley

We pay by the pound for certain items so why not pay less and recycle - it's the right thing to do for me and the environment.

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Milena Santana
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Milena Santana

because it helps the environment

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Cornelia H. Dunnings
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Cornelia H. Dunnings

I like to help the environment. I even pick up cans & bottles near my car in parking lots.

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Joyce Koch
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Joyce Koch

I feel I'm helping out.

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Linda Jeffcoat Amick
gena
gena

Although I can only hope that it's useful because there is no proof that what is supposedly sent to the recyclers they actually carry through. You always hear about it not being done.

Evey G Quines
0
Evey G Quines

It's the least I can do

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Bonita Davis
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Bonita Davis

We take our own garbage to the dump and pay by the pound. Recycling is free so the more we recycle the less we have to pay.

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Jill Hoadley Chalk
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Jill Hoadley Chalk

It's important to reuse as many things as possible.

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Ann Wilbanks
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Ann Wilbanks

Our duty to recycle. If it goes to the landfill, it piles up. Be responsible!!

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Rachel Clara Smith
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Rachel Clara Smith

Of course! Everyone should recycle!

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BJ Arey
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BJ Arey

We recycle everything possible. We also take cloth bags shopping, use insulated bag with blue ice for cold items & take reusable containers to restaurants for leftovers to take home.

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Never

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Bostino
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Bostino

it's quite literally pointless if you do any research

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Cindy Calhoun
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Cindy Calhoun

It's not bogus I just do not have a place to drop it off in my area - if it's not close by I'm lazy and won't go out of my way (I'm a sad case).

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Nancy Sam
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Nancy Sam

I do when its readily available at airports, malls, ect. But at our home, no. I do want that to change though.

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Jimmy Lancaster
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Jimmy Lancaster

I do what I can with cardboard and such but there is no recycling program where I live

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Elaine Reed
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Elaine Reed

There is no recycling program where I live.

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Nancy L Marine
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Nancy L Marine

My local recycling company charges me to recycle, even though they're already making money on recycling that which people turn in to them.

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André Luiz Macieira
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André Luiz Macieira

becouse ay dont spique ingles vert gud

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Carl Evans
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Carl Evans

The apartment complex does not have recycle bins

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