Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
1,751 Votes

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

15

Johnny Longtorso

28

The Big Head

15 Comments
Jim Hanson
3
Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

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Arlene Harris
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Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

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Bryan Kearney
0
Bryan Kearney

Change my name to Todd and get some Monsters for my band.

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robot 'spooky' cat
0
robot 'spooky' cat

Just wanna be that guy with the big head.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

The song... the song

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Mary Pat Campbell
0
Mary Pat Campbell

it's a really big head!

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Aaron Bellante
0
Aaron Bellante

It's funny. Cause its...bigger than a normal sized head.

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Ben
0
Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

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Johnny Longtorso

28 Comments
Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

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Melinda Hosh-Miller
1
Melinda Hosh-Miller

He's the man who comes in pieces!

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Karen Crockett
1
Karen Crockett

Mostly because of the theme song. "The man who comes in pieces" la la la

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

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Aaron Noble
0
Aaron Noble

The cost going into one figure is really expensive.

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Jack Chaisey
0
Jack Chaisey

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

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A Weis
0
A Weis

Because longtorso

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Ryan Hollist
0
Ryan Hollist

I already have a big head. Literally, my hat size is a men's large.

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

He's the man who comes in pieces

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Micah Billet Neff
0
Micah Billet Neff

So I can sing the song....in parts!

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Tom Blackburn
0
Tom Blackburn

Slightly more portable

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Johnny My name is
0
Johnny My name is

Promotes responsible kitbashing!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

My head is already gigantic

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

No where to put the big head lol

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Drab Art Stew
0
Drab Art Stew

Because short torsos are for the weak!

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Damian Miller
0
Damian Miller

sponduics man, sponduics

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

He comes in peace! Er, pieces

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Tony González
0
Tony González

I'd want to mount the big head on the wall and my wife would have a fit, so Johnny it is...

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
0
N'EliG-G-GHOST!

I mean, that theme song, right?

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

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Bussho Lahn
0
Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

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Claire Jumper
0
Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

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The Christmas tree debate: Which side are you on?
KTVZ Asked by KTVZ
573 Votes

The Christmas tree debate: Which side are you on?

Natural

3

Artificial

4

Natural

3 Comments
Ka San
0
Ka San

I love a natural tree best, but I have to admit that a few years ago, I bought a beautiful fake tree, with lights, berries, and pine cones already on it and I love it.

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Ben Wiborg
0
Ben Wiborg

Nothing like a natural smelling tree for the holidays.

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Bob Crain
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Bob Crain

No brainier, natural trees rock. A renewable product and great fragrance in house, No plastic.

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Artificial

4 Comments
Judy Ostrom-Dixon
0
Judy Ostrom-Dixon

Real trees are too darn expensive, $60 a year or $60 for 10 years or more!

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Ian McCoy
0
Ian McCoy

Because it is better for the environment, for thousands of trees are being cut down and you don’t have to go through the big mess

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Ruben Espinoza
0
Ruben Espinoza

It lasts for a lot of years, it doesn't makes sense to cut a tree to send it to the trash after 2 weeks

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Jennifer Finley
0
Jennifer Finley

There really is no need to kill a living tree in order to set it up in one's home just so people can look at it and then throw it away once the holiday season is over. It's wasteful and selfish.

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Should teens be allowed to have AI companions?

Should teens be allowed to have AI companions?

Yes

1

No

0

Yes

1 Comment
Lexi Barkman
0
Lexi Barkman

I think if they are all regulated and made safe for teens then its not a problem

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No

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