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11/1/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

52%
The Day the Earth Froze WINNER

42

48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40

52%
The Day the Earth Froze

42 Comments
Michael Kilgore
2
Michael Kilgore

Don't forget, "They're doing it clown style!"

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:12:21 -0500

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Jarret Cooper
2
Jarret Cooper

as already mentioned, the line "oh cripes I remember that day" by itself is enough to secure my vote.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:34:04 -0500

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Rik Eberhardt
2
Rik Eberhardt

oh cripes, i remember that day....

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:17:17 -0500

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Nesey Gallons
1
Nesey Gallons

Everybody's surfin' now, even Sven's learnin' how.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:50:06 -0500

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

SAMPO!!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:54:05 -0500

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

We need a national survey on what, exactly, a "Sampo" is! Enquiring minds want to know!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:23:03 -0500

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Joseph Klemm
1
Joseph Klemm

Yes children’s windows of perception are only open for a moment,only to take in the horror that is, THE CIRCUS.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:18:06 -0500

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

If you’re gonna doom-prep, this is THE film.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:17:23 -0500

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Heidi Bambi Kehler
1
Heidi Bambi Kehler

SAMPO

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:13:55 -0500

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Justin Toner
1
Justin Toner

The power of SAMPO can't be denied. Great episode

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:10:10 -0500

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Alexander Russell
1
Alexander Russell

Sampo!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:59:53 -0500

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

Never doubt the power of the SAMPO!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:55:38 -0500

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Kerrin Dworkowski
1
Kerrin Dworkowski

Here comes the circus!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:54:38 -0500

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Mike Ensing
0
Mike Ensing

Because it was wheeirdd

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 08:31:24 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

Classic Movie with classic riffs.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 01:31:04 -0500

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Moti Rieber
0
Moti Rieber

You failed to bring back the sampo/so we shall die of starvation

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 21:48:34 -0500

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Day the Earth Froze is one of the best riff movies in the lexicon. No way is Delta Knights even in the same league.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 16:47:59 -0500

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Mar K Muller
0
Mar K Muller

wishful thinking for November 4th

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:33:04 -0500

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Molly Hansen
0
Molly Hansen

Sampo!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 23:25:34 -0500

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Angela Martin
0
Angela Martin

It took me back when on Saturday's you got to watch those movies and was scared! 😄😄

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 17:07:54 -0500

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Chad Bailey
0
Chad Bailey

Gotta have my Sampo!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 10:10:40 -0500

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Steph Dellatore
0
Steph Dellatore

The circus short before is also just as funny! Svens gone surfin, Anieke in the UK, Christo art reference, i’m cracking up writing this!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 05:37:45 -0500

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John Harris
0
John Harris

This is a tough choice, as both are great episodes. In the en though The Day The Earth Froze is actually a charming movie.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 03:00:54 -0500

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Blessed be the Russo-Finnish, for they make the best movie cheese.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 02:37:05 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I need more sampo gravy on my turkey sandwich

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 23:12:50 -0500

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Mark Coghlan
0
Mark Coghlan

Lake wobegon

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 22:08:45 -0500

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Jeremy Nilson
0
Jeremy Nilson

Because all kids come running for the sweet taste of Sampo.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 22:00:57 -0500

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I need my Sampo! And the dome is an option I DID order.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 20:42:20 -0500

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Marc Nottke
0
Marc Nottke

Saaaaammmpo

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 18:17:25 -0500

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Barry Ward
0
Barry Ward

I need the Sampo!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 17:21:10 -0500

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"Sister mine, you shaved your beard!"

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 16:54:56 -0500

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Sampo ftw!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:20:38 -0500

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because it clearly wasn't shot at a Renaissance Festival.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:58:48 -0500

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

What's better than Sampo?

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:54:19 -0500

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Brian O'Connell
0
Brian O'Connell

SAMPO SAMPO SAMPO!!!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:54:01 -0500

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

I mean at the risk of being repetitive.....Sampo?

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:08:03 -0500

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jferrari
0
jferrari

🎵 Failure, failure, total failure He's a loser, la la la🎵

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:01:26 -0500

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Arguably less pee throwing

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:41:45 -0500

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D.C. Moon
0
D.C. Moon

SAMPO!!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:39:22 -0500

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Sampo!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:24:24 -0500

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Robin Preibisius
0
Robin Preibisius

One of my top 10 probably. Extreme goofiness, hilarious short, and on-point riffs.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:11:13 -0500

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

The rich taste of Sampo!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:49:21 -0500

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48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40 Comments
ThePeronah
3
ThePeronah

This episode is great. I especially love the part where Mary Jo is in the theater. Any episode where the mads trade places is gold stamdard MST3K.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:04:35 -0500

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
3
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

It is better than Quest of the Delta Burkes...

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:55:53 -0500

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Jon
1
Jon

Day the Earth Froze has been in like 4 turkey day marathons, time to mix it up. Plus, there's a Servo song, which is always good.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 15:24:40 -0500

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James Haile
1
James Haile

Because what is Thanksgiving without a pee throwing scene.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:08:17 -0500

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Ben Murphy
1
Ben Murphy

"Air on a Delta Knight" and "What are you, a mook????"

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:07:31 -0500

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CatherineCrankypants
1
CatherineCrankypants

I'm putting "How great can you really be at maps?" "That's like being good at eating cereal!" on my mortarboard hat when I graduate with my B.S. in Geography next spring.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:55:59 -0500

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Mobius
1
Mobius

Because I enjoy the pain

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:54:20 -0500

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

You are no longer a slave. You are the hostage of a madman

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 09:20:36 -0500

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Jessica Baumann
0
Jessica Baumann

This is one of my favorites

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 00:45:53 -0500

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Kurt Teets
0
Kurt Teets

David Warner. And David Warner. Also, Richard Kind.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 23:39:03 -0500

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Bo Frye
0
Bo Frye

Not great,but better than the day the earth froze.lol

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:36:00 -0500

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Susan Quinn
0
Susan Quinn

"I'm comeeeng!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:34:04 -0500

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Annalisa Rivera
0
Annalisa Rivera

Because I've yet to see it, and anything that has swords, sorcery or knights in it is a must see - especially with bots on it.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:08:08 -0500

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B F
0
B F

Squeak!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:04:45 -0500

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Learn more about pee throwing.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:39:45 -0500

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

I love scifi era episodes

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:38:53 -0500

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Benjamin Hom
0
Benjamin Hom

David Warner!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:14:59 -0500

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Why are people voting for "Day the Earth Froze"? Just because of one word? "Sampo"? Seriously? Delta Knights is a MUCH better episode!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:10:41 -0500

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

This is an unreleased episode, no dvd! We need it on Turkey Day for that reason alone!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:38:02 -0500

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Scott Pfitzinger
0
Scott Pfitzinger

Tom Servo sings! And the movie was filmed at a Ren Faire

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:15:02 -0500

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Alan Bradley
0
Alan Bradley

Who doesn't love a horrible movie. One of my favorites.. croooow you rock ...as well as the rest of the cast to shout out to all much love ..

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 09:27:30 -0500

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Sierra Rein
0
Sierra Rein

Richard Kind is dreamy <3

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 08:09:08 -0500

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Who wouldn't want a lint covered mint from Pearl?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 05:45:30 -0500

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William Lane
0
William Lane

I'm not a mook.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 04:59:47 -0500

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Xavier Whitley II
0
Xavier Whitley II

Leonardo the goon

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 00:11:58 -0500

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Mostly to support Corbin Allred, but who doesn’t love dual David Warners. Three if you count him as the narrator. He’s the pro in Master Control Program.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 20:54:22 -0500

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Two David Warners!!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 19:02:43 -0500

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

(Cheech voice) I'm coming!!!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 18:11:56 -0500

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

I'M COMMMMIIINGGG! that sounds kinda bad now...

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 17:04:11 -0500

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Daniel Laird
0
Daniel Laird

There is nothing dumber than a film that was clearly trying to play for children, but not funny enough to carry it off. Plus, the skit with a DeNiroesque Da Vinci is *chef's kiss*.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 15:37:13 -0500

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Ben
0
Ben

Haven’t seen this in a long time, I’m mean don’t get me wrong I love a good Sampo as much as the next guy, but it just so filling.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 14:07:54 -0500

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Amanda Qassar
0
Amanda Qassar

"Her dough has risen!" But seriously, besides breasts, this movie is more schlocky than Sampo, and therefore feels more festive... somehow.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:41:35 -0500

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Charlie Hinz
0
Charlie Hinz

I'm coming!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:04:21 -0500

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Another Sophie's choice...

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:45:46 -0500

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Gabriel D
0
Gabriel D

Never seen this episode so why not?

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:31:47 -0500

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BewareOfNerd
0
BewareOfNerd

I love a good Tom Servo song.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:03:37 -0500

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

First head to head I've been, just kinda 'meh' about. Voting Delta Knights because I've watched it less than Day the Earth Froze!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:00:05 -0500

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Joey Martell
0
Joey Martell

Delta Knights is one of my top ten episodes. It deserves a home video release and to win this match-up!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:57:09 -0500

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Edward Deak
0
Edward Deak

I voted for this because of Leslie's recommendation. Plain and simple voter influence.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:45:03 -0500

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

I'm coming! I'm coming! Haha

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:58:30 -0500

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

9

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

9 Comments
Jim Hanson
3
Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
1
TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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Ben
0
Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
1
Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
0
Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
0
Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
0
Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
0
Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

9

Rowsdower

32

Mitchell

9 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
0
Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
0
Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
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Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
0
Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
3
Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
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Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
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M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
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Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
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Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
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Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
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David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
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Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
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Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
0
Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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