Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Asked by MST3K

337 Votes

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

It's just really big.

It's just really big. Show Less

9 Comments

Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

63%

Johnny Longtorso

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades.

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades. Show Less

11 Comments

Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Asked by MST3K

671 Votes

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

He will probably drink all your beer,

He will probably drink all your beer, Show Less

9 Comments

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

75%

Rowsdower

He will also probably drink all your beer.

He will also probably drink all your beer. Show Less

32 Comments

Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

Asked by MST3K

11/13/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

46%

I Accuse My Parents

54%

Pod People WINNER

46%

I Accuse My Parents

Experiment 507

Experiment 507 Show Less

26 Comments

Phyllis Lanza

If Thanksgiving isn't the day to celebrate drunken relatives and try to figure out if you're happy in your work, when is, I ask you?? Vote Jimmy!! Vote Jimmy!! I'm with you, Jimmy boy! I accuse my parents, too!!!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:09:55 -0600

Bo Sheep

Pod People has had its time, let’s give Jimmy this victory

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:11:51 -0600

Stephen White

Gypsy lip-syncing to "Are you Happy in your Work?"

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:58:34 -0600

Russell Boyer

Jimmy won an award for his essay! What more do you want? A hamburger sandwich with all the trimmings!?

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:11:15 -0600

Paul Smith

I voted for this because it stars three future presidents of the United States. It cured cancer and stopped global warming. This movie invented the Internet. It is not a robot. This movie IS a unicorn. It put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Vote Jimmy’s Mom now!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:02:54 -0600

Linda Saper

It’s the epitome of the “riffable” movie. There can be no other contender. And that Is why- “I Accuse My Parents”

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:54:05 -0600

Tiffany Fricke

What better entertainment for a family holiday, than a film about family?

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 19:29:31 -0600

Molly Hansen

The songs are wonderful!

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 18:15:10 -0600

Jason Bacon

The riffs are spot-on, the movie is surprisingly watchable, and the hose segments are classics. THIS, IMHO, is the best episode of the series, and a shining example of what the show is about.

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 11:26:15 -0600

Myrrh Kingwell

Jimmy's a good boy! He won the essay contest!

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 08:55:19 -0600

Kenneth E. Morgan

Better movie.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 21:29:41 -0600

Joshua Christenson

This is just pure Sophie’s choice. Let the chips fall where they may...

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 21:17:39 -0600

Mira Gutoff

Maybe this time they'll explain how the plot can be traced back to his parents!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 21:01:18 -0600

Bryson Boggess

Jimmy killed in self defense; he shouldn't have even needed to accuse his parents in the first place!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:52:57 -0600

Aimee Wright

It's hilarious.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:49:47 -0600

Craig Hill

It's upbeat and I love the bots musical number.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:56:37 -0600

Sitting Duck

Pod People got got no reason to live.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:19:14 -0600

Leeann Key

No. More. Trumpy.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:17:18 -0600

H. Jameel Al Khafiz

Jimmy's mother is drunk, and that's funny!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 13:15:21 -0600

Lisa Williford

While it's hard to pass up Trumpy (especially after the election), this one is just too delicious.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:59:37 -0600

Mike Aronow

Can I just tell you about my Mom once?

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:29:00 -0600

Kevin Smith

I’m rooting for Jimmy Wilson’s mom!!!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:02:33 -0600

Howard Sauertieg

I keep voting against Pod People for some reason

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:01:34 -0600

Jarret Cooper

Because Mom likes to say she has TWO beaus!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:55:28 -0600

Willow Polson

I Accuse My Parents is somewhat watchable, if kitschy -- Pod People is just a painful grind, other than the potato section.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:51:03 -0600

Lisamarie Babik

J'accuse!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:48:30 -0600

54%

Pod People

Experiment 303

Experiment 303 Show Less

40 Comments

Jackson Munden

McCloud!!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:53:48 -0600

Jalyn Henton

It stinks!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:52:45 -0600

Jim

No! Trumpy!

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 21:57:22 -0600

Jessica Bro

I grew up with a giant drunk family every year, and this is a classic that will never die! Trumpy!

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 19:29:40 -0600

Wesley Richardson

With a name like Smucker's, ya know it's good!

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 17:48:24 -0600

Jeremy Leveille

Idiot Control now!

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 17:23:46 -0600

Chris Haynes

One of my 2 favorites of the original 10 seasons

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 15:28:45 -0600

Larry Mauk

Trumpy!

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 08:44:24 -0600

wthvideoproduction

It Stinks! Yes I know that isn't original

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 05:51:13 -0600

John Harris

It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 20:31:24 -0600

Klugman

Burning rubber tires

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:55:18 -0600

Barry Ward

Idiot Control Now....

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:53:12 -0600

Nathan Wurm-Cutter

My favorite all time episode!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 18:20:57 -0600

Bruce Turbeville

Oh, Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 17:45:28 -0600

Justin Wingate

Majorly stinkage!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 17:19:31 -0600

Ricardo Silkworth

Trumpy can do magic things duh!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 16:15:37 -0600

Dice & Brews

While 'I Accuse My Parents' is a great episode, 'Pod People' is a classic.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 16:01:43 -0600

Denise Bingham

Pod people is by far the best. Us parents have been screaming this for yrs about our childtrn!!🥰🤣🤣🤣

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:58:05 -0600

Terry Somerville

The toughest choice ever! But I had to go with my first love.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:28:04 -0600

Michael Schiavo

It really does stink.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:25:52 -0600

Christopher Warren Rasp

TRUMPY NOOOOO

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:15:23 -0600

S Moyer

It stinks!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 15:10:56 -0600

Brian Surge Zickel

Because it just like E.T. But it can do stupid things.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:55:19 -0600

Daniel M. Clark

Because it's not just good, it's *the best*.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 14:44:20 -0600

Troy Thomas

In life, sometimes there are right and wrong choices. I have clearly made the right choice in this decision. Follow my example.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 13:40:17 -0600

Matt Morrison

Huzzah!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 13:24:22 -0600

John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy loses, we’re lawyerin’ up!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 13:05:31 -0600

Chris Fortner

Why I vote for Pod People? How can you not! Little winged potatoes!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:36:13 -0600

Scot Burklin

Trumpy can do stupid things... what's not to love?

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:32:24 -0600

Victoria Maille

It stinks!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:15:39 -0600

Blake Campbell

It stinks

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:10:43 -0600

Michael Ryan Goodwin

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things! ".

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:07:23 -0600

Chris Page

It's green.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:06:02 -0600

Diana Psotka

Who doesn't love little wing-ed potatoes?

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 12:02:15 -0600

Jimmy Callaway

It stinks!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:57:47 -0600

David Schmidt

Cuz this guy's got Renaissance Faire written all over him. Huzzah!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:55:42 -0600

TransmorpherDDS

I love the insanity of a mediocre horror movie getting edited into a an even more mediocre ET ripoff. It stinks!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:51:54 -0600

Chuck Campbell

Never mess with Trumpy!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:49:27 -0600

ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ

Did you hear that? It sounded like Laura leaping to her death.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:48:16 -0600

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Wing-ed potatoes and burnin' rubber tires. And I don't like coffee either.

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:47:56 -0600

Who to Follow

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37% The Big Head The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37% The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25% Mitchell Mitchell

75% Rowsdower Rowsdower

25% Mitchell

75% Rowsdower

Which is your favored experiment?

46% I Accuse My Parents

54% Pod People WINNER

46% I Accuse My Parents

54% Pod People

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower

46%

I Accuse My Parents

54%

Pod People WINNER

46%

I Accuse My Parents

54%

Pod People