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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/8/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

68%
Prince of Space WINNER

75

32%
Village of the Giants

17

68%
Prince of Space

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
75 Comments
Peter Bolton
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Peter Bolton

Prince of Space is clearly the disappointing, disowned son of Space Ghost. And in honor of Space Ghost, we must mock PoS for eternity.

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Gamer Dad
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Gamer Dad

I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

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Jason Benze
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Jason Benze

I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

Another easy choice. Prince is an all time favorite!

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

This is a no-brainer! WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

Yes, I am Prince of Space and I am going aaaaafter them!

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Meg Gillespie
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Meg Gillespie

Your weapons have no effect on me

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

I can only reiterate that we like it very much...

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We The Purple
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We The Purple

In these troubled times, we all need the warm comfort only a dear friend can provide. I speak of course... of Krankor.

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§ Jason CranfordTeague
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§ Jason CranfordTeague

you had me at "Prince." I'm assuming this is a move about tthe purple ones adventures in the cosmos.

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John Abernathy
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John Abernathy

Because WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH!!!

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Mike Battle
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Mike Battle

I like it very much!

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Ken Mastri
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Ken Mastri

Because your weapons are useless against me! Did I mention that?

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Matt Olfson
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Matt Olfson

Prince of Space is so Iconic, it was even referenced back in Neptune Men, complete with a guest appearance by Crank Whore... I mean, Krankor himself to lighten the mood! How could I say no to that Misty classic??

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I like it very much.

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Ursula Brown
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Ursula Brown

I like it very much!

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Raymond Miller
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Raymond Miller

One of the best! I want to look at my TG turkey in the oven and say, "I gotcha now, you scum!"

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Joe Palmer
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Joe Palmer

I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

I will always LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Sean Baker
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Sean Baker

I prefer to see aliens that resemble chickens on Turkey Day!

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Victoria Smith
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Victoria Smith

Although I love the music in Village of the Giants. Krankor deserves a win.

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Bruce Norrell
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Bruce Norrell

Haven't seen it yet.

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grimm joe jaguar jack 🐆🍓
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grimm joe jaguar jack 🐆🍓

i like it better than the other choice, but i’m still a little salty delta knights didn’t go father lol

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Gordon Cooper
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Gordon Cooper

An old favorite from the Saturdays of my childhood when I'd watch Superhost on WUAB from Cleveland.

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Matthew Casper
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Matthew Casper

Who wouldn't vote for Krankor?

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Jason Perry
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Jason Perry

Because I like it very much!

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Todd Jacob
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Todd Jacob

Because Tommy Kirk taught me about love and loss on Catalina Island and because by this time Lloyd’s lungs are aching for air.

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Joel Tilley
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Joel Tilley

The first episode I ever saw, and still my favorite (along with its evil twin, Invasion of the Neptune Men).

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

It's simply a funnier experiment

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Bri Cummings
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Bri Cummings

I like it very much!!

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tronca
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tronca

Haaaaaaa haaaa Haaaaaaa!

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Robin Byrne
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Robin Byrne

I'm an astronomer, so, of course, anything with "space" in title will get my vote!

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Philip Mariconda
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Philip Mariconda

Village of the Giants is a fun oddity, but I am still all about Krankor

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Darth Elias
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Darth Elias

I need the turkey spaceship to rain giblets upon us all.

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Rick M
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Rick M

Krankor wills it.

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J. Lynn Else, Author
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J. Lynn Else, Author

No cumulative memory whatsoever...

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Steve Bennett
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Steve Bennett

As Invasion of the Neptune Men taught Mike and the bots, Prince of Space is a treasure.

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Laura Lee Slack
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Laura Lee Slack

That goofy giant nose face!!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

Perhaps the best of the Japanese films the crew riffed. Bawk bawk!

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Mary Manning
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Mary Manning

Every character is a jewel, the special effects are just wonderfully bad, and of the course that thing in so many Japanese monster movies - the little kids allowed to run around wherever they want, interfering with everything.

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Brian Heinz
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Brian Heinz

So many classic lines. I love VotG, but Krankor over Beau any day of the week.

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

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Robert Ezenwa
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Robert Ezenwa

I chose Krankor over Ronny Howard for a reason. He's really funny and surprisingly easy to root for.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Possibly the best one of all.

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Saint Guardian
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Saint Guardian

Both are great but Prince of Space is more loved in my heart.

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Bryan Kearney
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Bryan Kearney

I don't need big stars in my Giants movie. I want royalty! ... which is weird come to think of it. I'm voting for royalty. I wonder how he got to be Prince then? Maybe it is his real name?

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StarsEnd42☮- I'm fully vaccinated! 😷
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StarsEnd42☮- I'm fully vaccinated! 😷

With a classic line like "potatoes or stuffing,?" this movie is PERFECT for Turkey Day!!

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Peter Turi
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Peter Turi

Your weapons have no effect on me!

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Chris Wilson
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Chris Wilson

I haven't actually seen this one and have heard very good things

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John Wallis
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John Wallis

Because the bad guy in this kinda looks like a turkey, I guess?

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Amy L. Sacks
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Amy L. Sacks

Still waiting on that *Duke Of Puddles* sequel.

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Jarrod Hahn
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Jarrod Hahn

Who can resist Krankor?

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Steven Wida
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Steven Wida

I'm voting for Prince of Space because I love this episode and Terry got my gun dirty.

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

Ron Howard vs a group of space men from the planet Krankor who resemble chickens...

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32%
Village of the Giants

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
17 Comments
Danielle Mendus
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Danielle Mendus

Beau Bridges! Ron Howard! Thank you, Tommy Kirk, for making us laugh about giant teenagers again.

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C. H.
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C. H.

I voted VotG as it's an episode not oft mentioned or shown. It's time to let some underdogs get their days, too.

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Pamela Zesotarski
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Pamela Zesotarski

"Ronny Howard" and Beau Bridges?! Need I say more here?

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Lisa Dockins
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Lisa Dockins

The mid dance at the beginning is hilarious and disturbing at the same time.

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Matt Morrison
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Matt Morrison

It has giant birds! On Turkey Day! Okay, they're giant ducks, but still....

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Jonathan Alber
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Jonathan Alber

Liked it better the Prince of Space.

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Jim Roberts
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Jim Roberts

I've seen Prince Of Space SO DANG MUCH.

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BambooSpine
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BambooSpine

This is Tommy Kirk REALLY acting...

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Jessica Baumann
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Jessica Baumann

I love Prince of Space and have seen it many times, but I'm not sure if I've ever watched Village of the Giants

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Let me Frank about Frank!!

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Montana McCarthy
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Montana McCarthy

Prince of Space is great, in fact I like it very much, but I've seen it way more times then VotG. Lets get the underdog in here.

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Adam Craig
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Adam Craig

The teen stereotypes written by middle-aged men may be grating, but they give more material to work with than the absolute nothing that is most of the characterization in Prince of Space. General Krankor is the only entity with any personality at all, and his is basically just from the laugh.

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Mike Milo
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Mike Milo

Giant fake body parts, forced perspectives, and a young Ron Howard. What's not to love?

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John Judge
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John Judge

one of my favorites. Bridges and Howard, sure but also the Beau Brummels and Toni Basil dancing her little heart out. Plus the tiniest mock-fried-chicken ever!

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Bruce Pullen
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Bruce Pullen

Comedy Central over Sci-Fi. The duo are swell episodes. The Tommy Kirk, Beau Bridges, and Ron Howard casting cross the checkered flag first. Huge teenagers and 60s mishmash? Heaped with Dr. F and TV's Frank? " This oozes a blast.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
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Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
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MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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