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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/2/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

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Warrior of the Lost World

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51%
Hercules Against the Moon Men WINNER

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49%
Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
41 Comments
Peter Bolton
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Peter Bolton

Because we all know what was missing from Mad Max: Donald Pleasance.

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Dezbot #BlackLivesMatter
1
Dezbot #BlackLivesMatter

Because it's better than the owner of a lonely heart

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Pit Friend
1
Pit Friend

MEGAWEAPON did nothing wrong!

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Marshall Roth
0
Marshall Roth

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!?!!?

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Agent MST
0
Agent MST

Because it’s the Ginty-est!! (And the Hercules movies are sooooo boring).

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GoodJesse
0
GoodJesse

I never quite figured out why I love this episode so much...I had better watch it 100 more times.

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William Schaefer
0
William Schaefer

Just a better time for all! :)

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Colleen Moriarity
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Colleen Moriarity

I'd rather watch the guy from Paper Chase than Steve Reeves any day.

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Klugman
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Klugman

I have fruit to declare

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Jason Russell
0
Jason Russell

One of my top 10 eps

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Kevin Zemanek
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Kevin Zemanek

Italian riff on Mad Max starring Donald Pleasance and Lt. Ilia. What's not to love?

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Richard Clay
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Richard Clay

One reason: Megaweapon!

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Richard Hawley
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Richard Hawley

I have to agree with other comments, all the Hercules movies suck.

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Devon McArthur
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Devon McArthur

Mega Weapon! Mega Weapon! Mega Weapon!

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Liberty Coalition
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Liberty Coalition

Waaarriors! Come out and play ay ay!

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Quincy Howe
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Quincy Howe

Mega weapon and uh..... the paperchase guy

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Danny Cameron
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Danny Cameron

Why would I not Vote for this one?

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Brad Seal
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Brad Seal

I hate this one less than Hercules

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David Stark
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David Stark

Seen "Moon Men" several times recently on Twitch

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Johnny My name is
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Johnny My name is

Donald Pleasence? How can I say no to thaaaaat!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Classic Episode starring that Paper Chase Guy.

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

He raised his fist, I have to follow him now.

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Philip Chandler
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Philip Chandler

I'm on the fence with this one and had to flip a coin. Both are horribly awesome! LOL

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Nick Franco
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Nick Franco

Megaweapon, of course!

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Because Deep Hurting actually does hurt.

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Brian Finnegan
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Brian Finnegan

MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON!

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Howie Williams
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Howie Williams

Because the Herc movie isn’t the one with the Uranus joke.

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Jeff Smalley
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Jeff Smalley

All the Hercules movies suck

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Steven Otte
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Steven Otte

Seeing that annoying, whiny talking motorcycle get squished by Megaweapon never gets old. Megaweapon! Megaweapon! MEGAWEAPON!!!

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Alexander
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Alexander

Persis Khambatta, Mega Weapon and some guy from The Paper Chase. What could be better? Well. On second thought. Best not to answer that.

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Lou Smith
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Lou Smith

I can't say no to Donald Pleasance. Or Megaweapon.

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Jay Constantine
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Jay Constantine

I quote many of the riffs from this episode to this day! The fellas were so on point, it's one of my favorites to just randomly put on because it's so good from top to bottom.

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Hercules Against the Moon Men

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
54 Comments
Chris Wilson
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Chris Wilson

DEEP HURTING! DEEEEEP HUUUURTING!

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John Judge
3
John Judge

always liked this one, you can't beat a good Hercules movie

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Philip Monihan
Philip Monihan

No you cannot.

Philip Mariconda
3
Philip Mariconda

Two words: Deep Hurting!

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Paxie Cornell
3
Paxie Cornell

I just adore this episode. There’s a song about Pants for crying out loud, what’s not to love?

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Philip Monihan
Philip Monihan

That song makes my heart smile.

Amy L. Sacks
3
Amy L. Sacks

Nothin' beats a nice turkey SANDwich!!

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SE Beller
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SE Beller

Hercules ALWAYS brings a special brand of DEEEEP HURTING!

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Philip Monihan
2
Philip Monihan

Who's that guy, and he's got big pecks, and they call him... Herc - HO!

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Matthew Casper
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Matthew Casper

Because Deep Hurting!

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I wanna see a Herc movie on turkey day. Also, Deep Hurting

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Jim Allder
1
Jim Allder

Let's get some fresh blood.

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Jim Kasch
1
Jim Kasch

Bring that sandstorm baby!

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Ad Astra Magdalene
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Ad Astra Magdalene

Just never liked Warrior as a movie. Also, Hercules movies are always ideal for riffing!

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Ryan Hollist
1
Ryan Hollist

This was one of the very first episodes I ever saw. I only saw a handful of episodes while the original MST was in production. I spent years living off the few I taped off TV, constantly hoping I would be able to watch more.

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Ben Bourne
1
Ben Bourne

it's funny i guess

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Bob Newman
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Bob Newman

Moon men! Just a good movie

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mrt
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mrt

Herc movie are some of my fave MST's!

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Michael Gonzales
1
Michael Gonzales

My love for walking rock-people. "Let's all go for an avalanche! Wheee."

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Doug Breese
1
Doug Breese

I know it's not in this episode but "Hercu-LEAP" is one of the best riffs of all time..

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Steve Bennett
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Steve Bennett

Except for battling some rubber suit (or even paper Mache; I'm looking at you, THE LOVES OF HERCULES) lizards, Herc rarely got involved in genuinely supernatural shenanigan's. Which is what makes MOON MEN such a treat -- even if the pivotal fight takes place for like 2 minutes at the very end.

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Stephanie Courtney
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Stephanie Courtney

Sounds insane 🤣 perfect for riffing

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Erik Pouch
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Erik Pouch

This was a tough one, but this Machiste-turned-Herc is just too ridiculous. Heck, it's almost as funny WITHOUT the riffing. It also includes some of my favorite simple riffs that still make me snort. Plus, Jany Clair? I'd lie at her feet...

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Ruth Merriam
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Ruth Merriam

Because Deeeep Hurrrrtttiiiinnnggg is a household theme. Why doesn't all that sand stick to the body grease?

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Guy McLimore
1
Guy McLimore

Not quite as frequently seen as Warrior… and a heck of a lot of fun.

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Natalie V. Sharp
1
Natalie V. Sharp

The title is just too funny to pass up.

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Astrozon Danglebert Zebulon
1
Astrozon Danglebert Zebulon

It has a brief but definite riff concerning DR who, so that makes it superior to warrior of the lost world

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David Lerner
1
David Lerner

Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza...

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Tech Rooster
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Tech Rooster

H.A.M.M. is ALSO traditional on Thanksgiving! :-D

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Joe Uhler
1
Joe Uhler

I love the old Herc movies

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John Lamar
1
John Lamar

Just because Hercules

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Samuel Pechovnik
1
Samuel Pechovnik

WotLW has poorly enough mastered audio that I find it very hard to understand and enjoy.

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Chris Coker
1
Chris Coker

I love this sword and sandles epic. DUST STORM!

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Mira Gutoff
1
Mira Gutoff

Because what's a day without Hercules getting love potioned?

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Jeremy Clegg
1
Jeremy Clegg

How can I not. Sorry Paperchae Guy, I got's to Sandstorm.

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Jason Tamez
1
Jason Tamez

We have not-Sinbad. Let's add not-Hercules! (He's actually Maciste, a little-known Italian folk hero who's been in films since 1910.) And, admit it, you love to see an old guy die to a spike trap!

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Bruce Pullen
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Bruce Pullen

This is where Deep Hurting came from. Sandstorm, "Pizza Pizza", Steve Reeves. This delivers the cheese, endless shots of people lost, and the Comedy Central feel. Vintage Joel and an experiment that never gets old.

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Bruce Pullen
Bruce Pullen

Alan Steel is Herc here but Steve Reeves is mentioned.

John Wallis
1
John Wallis

Every day is Turkey Day when you are watching oiled muscle men! (I don't know what this means.)

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

This is the hardest decision you have ever put before us, MST.

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William Schraffenberger
1
William Schraffenberger

My first episode!! Also, maybe the title is one of the greatest string of words to set you for absolutely cornball nonsense ever composed.

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JayMallow
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JayMallow

Don't @ me Hercules is just funnier.

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

I like "Warrior of the Lost World" MUCH more than the Herc movies/episodes however, "Warrior" has been shown twice (2017 & 2018) in the last 5 marathons. So I figured a change of pace is in order. Granted, I doubt Herc will beat the Paper Chase Guy but we'll see.

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Kevin P Crisler
1
Kevin P Crisler

"Today we celebrate Uranus."

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

I get the allure of Megaweapon, Donald Pleasence & the world's awkwardest kiss. But we LITERALLY get GOBBLING sounds when we first see Queen Samara. Can't get more Turkey Day than that! And I'll be so sleepy I can hardly keep awake after gorging on the tasty foods! Unctuous Alan Steel for the win!

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Spiky Mikie
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Spiky Mikie

Uranus.....just Uranus

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Saturn 🪐 🎃
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Saturn 🪐 🎃

This was the first MST3K Herc movie I ever saw, eons ago!

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
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Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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