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What If...? Ep 7 - Would you party with Party Thor!?
C-Man Asked by C-Man
90 Votes

What If...? Ep 7 - Would you party with Party Thor!?

100% YES! Best party ever!

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OH HELL NO! That's too much party!

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100% YES! Best party ever!

What If...? Ep 7 - Would you party with Party Thor!?
I mean if you like to party, wouldn't you want to party with the biggest partier in all the realms?! Dude is funny, friendly, and just trying to have a good time. And honestly, ... Show More
I mean if you like to party, wouldn't you want to party with the biggest partier in all the realms?! Dude is funny, friendly, and just trying to have a good time. And honestly, who's really breaking up a Thor Party not named Frigga!? And even then, wouldn't you want the best night of your life to be partying in Vegas with the God of Thunder??? I mean he's a literal God! Show Less
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Chyanne Toppin
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Chyanne Toppin

it would be my first party so yes

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OH HELL NO! That's too much party!

What If...? Ep 7 - Would you party with Party Thor!?
I mean look at this dude, does this look like a guy who's gonna do anything but bring the party? Its not like he's making time for or hanging out with you. And lets be real, do ... Show More
I mean look at this dude, does this look like a guy who's gonna do anything but bring the party? Its not like he's making time for or hanging out with you. And lets be real, do you think this guy is gonna pick up the tab!? He doesn't even have Earth money, and if he does actually party with you, bet you're picking up the tab for the bar, the club, or the hotel room. That's gonna be a no for me dawg! Show Less
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brizown2016 ! Asked by brizown2016 !
176 Votes

Ego vs Surtur?

Ego

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Surtur

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Ego

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Surtur

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Yelena's b1tch
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Yelena's b1tch

Surtur son of, a bitch

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Which Thor would you rather get a drink with?
Everything Nerdy Asked by Everything Nerdy
619 Votes

Which Thor would you rather get a drink with?

Buff Thor

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Thick Thor

5

Buff Thor

Which Thor would you rather get a drink with?
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Thick Thor

Which Thor would you rather get a drink with?
5 Comments
meh
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meh

Because he look like Lebowski

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Lauren Bachman
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Lauren Bachman

he would make me look better

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Brady Jordan
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Brady Jordan

thicc is betta boi

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Xavier Brown
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Xavier Brown

buff Thor has more responsibilities it just makes more sense for thick Thor to have a drink with you

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Matthew Santos
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Matthew Santos

cause its more accurate to Norse mythology

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