Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

Which is the best Pokémon game generation?

Which mantle, which is usually one person, works better as a legacy character, i.e. Green Lantern?

Do you prefer a Two-Face with or without an alternate personality?

If you could only play one of these game systems for the rest of your life, which would you choose?