Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

If you could only play one of these game systems for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Which of these 2000s-era reality shows would you more consider watching and/or legitimately enjoyed?

Are you going to see League of Super Pets?

What sitcom would you rather see get a dark and gritty reboot?