Would you rather eat the Gomu gomu no mi (gum gum fruit) or Mera mera no mi (flame flame fruit)?

If renting a girlfriend is a thing would you at any point in your life?

Would you rather be a S-ranked missing-nin or a chunin and live in one of the ninja villages?

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Would you rather fight all of Pain’s bodies at once or be handcuffed to Hidan for life?