Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

Which movie was more of a one-trick pony? Maybe shouldn't have had sequels?

Do you think colleges have a positive impact in our society?

What is the better Star Trek pilot? Encounter at Farpoint or Caretaker?

Which hair length looks better and why and how long/short of your answer should the length be?