Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
1537 Votes

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

15

Johnny Longtorso

28

The Big Head

15 Comments
Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

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Bryan Kearney
0
Bryan Kearney

Change my name to Todd and get some Monsters for my band.

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robot 'spooky' cat
0
robot 'spooky' cat

Just wanna be that guy with the big head.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

The song... the song

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Mary Pat Campbell
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Mary Pat Campbell

it's a really big head!

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Aaron Bellante
0
Aaron Bellante

It's funny. Cause its...bigger than a normal sized head.

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Ben
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Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

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Johnny Longtorso

28 Comments
Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

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Melinda Hosh-Miller
1
Melinda Hosh-Miller

He's the man who comes in pieces!

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Karen Crockett
1
Karen Crockett

Mostly because of the theme song. "The man who comes in pieces" la la la

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

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Aaron Noble
0
Aaron Noble

The cost going into one figure is really expensive.

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

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A Weis
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A Weis

Because longtorso

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Ryan Hollist
0
Ryan Hollist

I already have a big head. Literally, my hat size is a men's large.

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

He's the man who comes in pieces

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Micah Billet Neff
0
Micah Billet Neff

So I can sing the song....in parts!

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Tom Blackburn
0
Tom Blackburn

Slightly more portable

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Johnny My name is
0
Johnny My name is

Promotes responsible kitbashing!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

My head is already gigantic

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

No where to put the big head lol

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Drab Art Stew
0
Drab Art Stew

Because short torsos are for the weak!

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Damian Miller
0
Damian Miller

sponduics man, sponduics

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

He comes in peace! Er, pieces

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Tony González
0
Tony González

I'd want to mount the big head on the wall and my wife would have a fit, so Johnny it is...

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
0
N'EliG-G-GHOST!

I mean, that theme song, right?

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

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