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MST3K
Which person would you rather host for the holidays?
Mitchell
Rowsdower
They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.
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Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.
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It took him years, but he saved us and saved all the world. All while in a contestant beer haze. Mitchell can barely stop one drug kingpin while in a constant beer haze.
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Mitchell's a narc and i smoke pot. I dont feel like Rowsdower would judge me to hard on acount of his past in a cult and he would probably be a nicer host.
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We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂
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Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?
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Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.
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Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room
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Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.
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I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.
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Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!
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Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!
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I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"
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Because he asks the hard hiring questions like... "I wonder if there's beer in the Sun."
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Sure, he may drink all my beer, but at least he won't bust me for smoking grass.
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Zap seems like he can hold his liquor. If I had to host an alcoholic, I'm not picking the sloppy drunk who has a gun lol
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Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.
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Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...
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My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.
ReplyYou know he's gonna have plenty of beer!
ReplyBeer
ReplyAs long as the beer holds out
ReplyHe's the host that will never get away from Pearl. If he drives the Satellite of Love like he does his car, it will be a cinch for her to bag her man....
ReplyMitchell is one bad mother
ReplyMy my my my favorite of all episodes!!! MITCHELL RULES!!!😂👏🏻😂👏🏻❤️❤️ I WANNA EEEEAT!!😩!…. BUT FOOD….😢
ReplyIt's Mitchell
ReplyI'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.
ReplyTwo words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...
ReplyFrom a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.
ReplyIt's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.
ReplyHe'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.
ReplyI think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.
ReplyMitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!
ReplyIt would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.
ReplyMy, my, my, my house guest.
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