Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/31/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

42%
The Touch of Satan

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58%
Hobgoblins WINNER

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42%
The Touch of Satan

21 Comments
Timothy Aymar
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Timothy Aymar

What do you get when you fall from grace, you only get cast into perdition .... Clu Galuger wasn't in it but he should have been. And the power of Beez surpassed even that of Satan himself!

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Margaret Rawhidechew

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

"This is where the fish lives."

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Softens the hands as you do the dishes.

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Chippletown
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Chippletown

As much as I love the 80's teen vibe of Hobgoblins, The Touch of Satan has some seriously strong quips and jokes and that damn opening song is so good,

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James Haile
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James Haile

I voted this way to keep Gramma and her scabby Gorilla from visiting me.

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Sean McDonnell
1
Sean McDonnell

Hobgoblins is mega-overrated. Besides, who *doesn't* want to visit a walnut ranch on Thanksgiving?

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

Maverick driving cloody!

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Ben
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Ben

Were the fish lives is all you need to know oh and old oatmeal face grandma.

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

come on! this was shot by Jordan Cronenweth!!!

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Jay Rambo
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Jay Rambo

Honestly, it's just the one I've seen the least often

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Nicole Loughran
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Nicole Loughran

This is where the fish lives

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Zach Jansen
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Zach Jansen

Because this is where the fish live.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Honestly, I don't like either of these, but I'll take tortuously slow dialogue over derivative puppets (the hobgoblins, not the bots).

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Tina Coughlin
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Tina Coughlin

Because I long to see "where the fish lives." And it's my favorite documentary about walnut farming.

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Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

As much as I love Hobgoblins, this movie is "where my vote lives".

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matty boy
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matty boy

hobgoblins is just. so. gross.

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58%
Hobgoblins

48 Comments
Zoltan Wilson
4
Zoltan Wilson

its the 80 do alot of coke and vote for Ronald regan

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CatherineCrankypants
2
CatherineCrankypants

"It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for ronald reagan"

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TransmorpherDDS
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TransmorpherDDS

I love both, but Hobgoblins is one of the episodes I show to people to show them how good MST3k is. It helps that the movie itself is genuinely entertaining on its own, because of how bad it is.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

This is the toughest one yet! I love both episodes, but I have to go with Hobgoblins. The rake scene, the Hobgoblins song, Club Scum, the old man. It has it all. My apologies to where the fish lives.

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

🎢Pig, sticker🎢 Also, look for the pawn shop worker from Pulp Fiction, if you didn't already notice...

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
1
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

When Satan touched me, he told me to vote for Hobgoblins.

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Richard Dickson
1
Richard Dickson

That sure is a bad movie, won't you?

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Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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Jeff Oskins
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Jeff Oskins

Hobgoblin needs to be on a turkey day marathon.

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Kerrin Dworkowski
1
Kerrin Dworkowski

How do you read a record?

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MST3K
1
MST3K

Sentence fragments! Just phrases!

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Jessica Baumann
0
Jessica Baumann

Tougher match up but Hobgoblins is one of my all-time favs. Few could beat it in my book.

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B F
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B F

Hoobbbbbgoblins, hobbbbbgoblins!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Cause "It's" still "the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

More cheese than a cheese factory

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Jacob Harris
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Jacob Harris

Ironically, no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.

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Bill Covington
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Bill Covington

This really was prime MST3K on Sci-Fi. One of a string of winning riffs and bad movies.

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Josh H(Viper)
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Josh H(Viper)

This is the ultimate MST3K film. This is an entry level for MSTIES honestly, and brings so much joy

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Cause 🎢 "It's the 80's, do a lot of coke & vote for Ronald Reagan!" 🎡

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

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Matthew Pedone πŸ“šπŸ³πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Hobgoblins! Hobgoblins! What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here! They're over there! Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere!

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Ryan Barker
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Ryan Barker

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

it's HORRIBLE. the only movie that I ever wanted to beat up.

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Stephanie
0
Stephanie

Because I am thankful for the 80's, when we could do a lot of crack and vote for Ronald Regan.

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Paint my muscle car PRUNE colored, please!

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I once tried showing this episode to a girl on a first date. We didn't work out, but there's no reason other prospective couples out there can't bond over some scuzzy strippers and rake fighting!

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Ricardo Silkworth
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Ricardo Silkworth

I’m here for these darn hobgoblins ... they’re everywhere

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

This will do until RIfftrax Live show comes into circuit.

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Pearl is my favorite, and this is a great Pearl episode!

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Candy Allison
0
Candy Allison

This is a favorite episode of mine!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

This has held up both times I've ever seen it.

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Not Billehecka
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Not Billehecka

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

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Todd Divel
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Todd Divel

gotta go hobgoblins this time

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

"Sentence fragments!"

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Edward Deak
0
Edward Deak

"...regarded as a RIP off of Gremlins and deemed one of the worst films made of all time" ;-)

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CB Axel
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CB Axel

Because Hobgoblins

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Jeffrey Malone
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Jeffrey Malone

At this point, I haven't yet reacted.

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ThePeronah
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ThePeronah

It's the 80s. Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

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Lisamarie Babik
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Lisamarie Babik

It's the Eighties! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

For that almost near hit, "Fish Licker"! Er, "Fish Kicker"? I forget.

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Brian Jay
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Brian Jay

This is the first really tough choice you guys have given me, but it's gotta be Hobgoblins!

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