Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
23 hrs ago

Which is your favored experiment?

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Tormented

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The Touch of Satan WINNER

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33%
Tormented

38 Comments
Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Why do I like it? Jazz, baby. Hot, steamy, non-corporeal, paranormal jazz. Why would you want Beelzebub's caress when you can get cheeky with a detached woman whose name is a roman numeral. And jazz!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 22:15:49 -0500

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Because "TOM STEWART KILLED ME!"

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:13:49 -0500

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

This one was really tough. I love both episodes. But, Tormented never fails to crack me up. "Sessions presents!"

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:35:07 -0500

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Todd Divel
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Todd Divel

this is the toughest one yet.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:24:11 -0500

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Barbara L. LeMaster
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Barbara L. LeMaster

It's actually a fun ghost story with some engaging characters.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:42:09 -0500

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Michael Wisotzke
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Michael Wisotzke

Not today Satan

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 12:44:16 -0500

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Allison Auld
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Allison Auld

Can’t beat a good yeet off a lighthouse!! “Vi ask Vi?!?” 😂

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:57:28 -0500

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Andrew Gauer
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Andrew Gauer

A less played option touch of Satan is pretty slow paced

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 17:54:43 -0500

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Luis Reyes
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Luis Reyes

A battle of who was more obnoxious, the pesky little girl or the ghost of Vi.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:34:50 -0500

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Chelsea McQuaid
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Chelsea McQuaid

Pretty much sums up 2020

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:49:56 -0500

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Masque of the Redrua Death
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Masque of the Redrua Death

One of the best films every Riffed

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:30:06 -0500

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Chris Hartman
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Chris Hartman

Richard Carlson and Bert I. Gordon ... and Joel and the bots 'happy thoughts' song ...

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 09:57:19 -0500

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Anthony Rios
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Anthony Rios

It's the only episode that has a jazz magician.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 03:03:20 -0500

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Honest Jonn
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Honest Jonn

Tom Stewart killed me! Tom Stewart killed me!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 21:18:01 -0500

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Naggle Toof
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Naggle Toof

What no croutons?!?! Vi Mason:)

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 20:27:51 -0500

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

Tormented is one of my all-time favorites!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 20:19:22 -0500

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Mary Clev
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Mary Clev

It happens at the beach, and it is a fun little ghost story.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 20:10:34 -0500

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

I just liked "Tormented" better than "Touch Of Satan"

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 19:47:01 -0500

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Eddie J Miller
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Eddie J Miller

Because I'm a New York method actor!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 19:36:29 -0500

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Laurel Wilson
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Laurel Wilson

Tom Stewart killed me!!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 18:49:00 -0500

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Margaret K. Jordan
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Margaret K. Jordan

So funny... one of my all-time favorite MST3K movies!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 14:59:44 -0500

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Tony Rosales
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Tony Rosales

That beatnik guy really grinds my gears.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:18:07 -0500

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Andrew Brandt
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Andrew Brandt

The jokes are funny, but there's close to a decent movie hiding in this one.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:00:37 -0500

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Gretchen Crumpacker
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Gretchen Crumpacker

Put her DOWN, Jerry Lee!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:13:01 -0500

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

This is a fun episode! Touch of Satan is good too but I think it's had more exposure than Tormented.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:05:28 -0500

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Tamsin Parker
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Tamsin Parker

"She's wearing today's paper."

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:39:08 -0500

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

This is such a great episode and it never gets enough love. <3

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:12:09 -0500

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Marian Luther
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Marian Luther

I'm cancelling out my daughter's vote. Love you anyway. <3

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:09:22 -0500

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Randall Newcomb
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Randall Newcomb

I voted for this because it is not "The Touch of Satan"

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:08:32 -0500

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Herple BOOple✝️ 🏳️‍🌈🎃
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Herple BOOple✝️ 🏳️‍🌈🎃

I just wanna see it!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 18:52:30 -0500

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Mike Ensing
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Mike Ensing

Slightly more coherent story

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 14:32:18 -0500

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John Manning Moore
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John Manning Moore

This is one of the most watchable movies that’s being riffed, plus the explosion during the end credits cracks me up, every time. But, it was difficult to have to pick one as both deserve to advance.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 02:18:35 -0500

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

This was a tough one for the exact opposite reason of the first day's vote, as I'm not a tremendous fan of either episode. However, I just rewatched Tormented recently and laughed a lot, so I pick it.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:02:54 -0500

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I almost saw this with my great grandmother. Almost. As soon as the footprints appeared in the sand, I said “I hear my mom calling,” and ran away. I suspect I’ll feel safer watching it with Joel.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 22:17:58 -0500

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Merri Hall Cross
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Merri Hall Cross

Love this one 😀

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 16:50:57 -0500

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DataAngel Nine
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DataAngel Nine

Tom Stewart killed me!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:20:44 -0500

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

You just can't beat floating heads and walking hands and seaweed. And Sandy! Why did you have to see it, Sandy? Wonder what kind of twisted movie she grew up to write.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 13:58:59 -0500

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The Touch of Satan

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Nathan
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Nathan

This is where my vote lives.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:34:22 -0500

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Mike Aronow
Mike Aronow

Phenomenal comment.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:56:40 -0500

Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

Steffi The Babysitter!!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:18:21 -0500

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Ben Murphy
Ben Murphy

Beez!!!

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 00:00:46 -0500

Joe Sanchez
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Joe Sanchez

This is where the fish lives

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:44:03 -0500

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Josh Ryals
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Josh Ryals

The walnut farming vs. pecan farming bit is one of my all-time favorite Satellite Of Love moments.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 13:08:42 -0500

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Oh, Fuck, it's Election Time.
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Oh, Fuck, it's Election Time.

Zah!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:06:13 -0500

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Celena Hval
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Celena Hval

Both are excellent but Touch of Satan is so delightfully weird and the riffs are stellar

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:02:45 -0500

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Benjamin Owen
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Benjamin Owen

I'm kinda hungry, but I can't go back to the store after that "zaa" incident...

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:27:32 -0500

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Forrest L
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Forrest L

“—and then he DIED! Hahahahaha!”

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:54:38 -0500

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Shannon Tobias
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Shannon Tobias

Because this is where the fish lives, of course!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 08:06:06 -0500

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Charlie Hinz
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Charlie Hinz

Because it's where the fish lives

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 06:05:39 -0500

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Victoria Maille
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Victoria Maille

This is where the fish lives.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 04:51:35 -0500

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Josh Colletta
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Josh Colletta

The Touch of Satan softens your hands while you do the dishes!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 21:23:53 -0500

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

Because The Touch of Satan softens your skin while it cleans!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 20:23:59 -0500

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Britt Bisson
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Britt Bisson

This sooong is in.... the public domain.... that’s whyyyy we used it twice....

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:22:41 -0500

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Josh Colletta
Josh Colletta

You can't use "Amazing Grace" in a devil movie!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 21:25:01 -0500

Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I voted for "The touch of Satan". For the "This is where the fish live." bit.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 16:46:44 -0500

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Nathan Smith
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Nathan Smith

I just meant to ask him in for pie, I don't know what happened...

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 13:31:13 -0500

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Debbie Noonan
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Debbie Noonan

Ohhhh... Look at the blood!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 16:26:17 -0500

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Travis Huffman
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Travis Huffman

If I don’t find out where the fish lives, no Thanksgiving for ANYONE!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:14:14 -0500

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Sara Lipowitz
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Sara Lipowitz

I'm into walnut ranching, what can I say?

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:12:20 -0500

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Michael Pullmann
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Michael Pullmann

ZAH!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:08:42 -0500

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William Manley
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William Manley

“Is that your car? Mind if I skip rocks across it?”

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 20:20:04 -0500

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Bertram Thorpe
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Bertram Thorpe

Ugh, it's just so .....poorly written & bizarre. "This is where the fish lives."...That's the highlight....and their weird on-screen chemistry....Jodie seems like a eunuch, and...yeah, it's terrible.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 23:41:39 -0500

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Dan Wiencek
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Dan Wiencek

It's pretty, in a floppy, Rhoda way.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:51:44 -0500

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Brandon Belch
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Brandon Belch

Love that movie. "This is where the fish lives." Hahaha

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 16:06:47 -0500

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Greg Method
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Greg Method

"Tormented" is a bit of an ordeal to get through. "Touch of Satan" is weird and pretentious in that lame early '70s art-house way. Plus, the episode has the one and only Beez as Steffi.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 13:45:47 -0500

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Lillian Lasher
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Lillian Lasher

I like be walnut farmers. They work so danger hard.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:43:51 -0500

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Ashley Jo Verity
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Ashley Jo Verity

Honestly I would watch this unriffed. Don't judge me.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:36:14 -0500

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Nicole Loughran
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Nicole Loughran

This is where the fish live.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:14:29 -0500

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

Because it softens your hands while you do the dishes.

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 11:04:16 -0500

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XxkngmnrnxX
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XxkngmnrnxX

"IT's just 'A Toich of Satan' in your heart."

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 08:12:54 -0500

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Hilary Aronow
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Hilary Aronow

I sure hope he said "Peanuts."

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 15:06:10 -0500

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Joshua Keene
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Joshua Keene

That's where the fish lives!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:26:33 -0500

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Ashley
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Ashley

this is where the laughter lives.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:28:09 -0500

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Hawk
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Hawk

This is where the fish lives

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 20:06:20 -0500

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Raven Cain
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Raven Cain

Because Beez rocks.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:59:12 -0500

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Brian Edsell
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Brian Edsell

Classic

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:53:30 -0500

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Stacy Mclinn
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Stacy Mclinn

I spent the whole movie laughing about the dishsoap joke in the first 5 seconds

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 06:14:52 -0500

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The Dark Face
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The Dark Face

Because.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 20:16:43 -0500

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Love this episode, the first one I ever taped!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 19:01:38 -0500

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Harry Sherman
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Harry Sherman

It's got a Ford Maverick in it, just like I used to drive.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 18:55:30 -0500

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🌊harasan
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🌊harasan

No contest. This is one of the best.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 18:24:55 -0500

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Rita Lyons
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Rita Lyons

SO MUCH '70s!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 17:08:44 -0500

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Christopher Nichols
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Christopher Nichols

I love all the awkward and unusually long pauses in the movie dialogue. It's just such a bad movie, but the episode is hilarious to watch!!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 16:25:49 -0500

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Jess Burke
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Jess Burke

"this torment can't end forever" "you know that it can!" -- an apt description of 2020

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 15:47:33 -0500

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Wade Mintz
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Wade Mintz

Who wouldn't vote for a touch of Satan?

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 15:42:07 -0500

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

This was a tough one. I'd have liked both - they both have their charms.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 15:38:12 -0500

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Kimberly Heiser
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Kimberly Heiser

While not my favorite, the line “Also, ‘go packers’ but mostly ‘burn the witch’.” is my default response to any and all questions about my feelings on football.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 14:53:05 -0500

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Greg Gancho
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Greg Gancho

Tormented is so icky. What else do you do with a blackmailer or two? Whereas, the Touch of Satan is kinda wholesome. OK, there's the Devil and all that, but what else do you do with a lynch mob?

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 14:48:50 -0500

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E. G. Lowe
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E. G. Lowe

We just don't see it enough!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:56:42 -0500

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

I'm looking at a fromacidal maniac!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:50:38 -0500

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Aaron smith
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Aaron smith

Because that's where the fish live.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:37:48 -0500

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

Walnut ranching is hard work

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 13:12:42 -0500

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Robert Webster Caldwell
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Robert Webster Caldwell

If I have to hear “Tom Stewart Killed Me!” one more time, I may jump from an abandoned lighthouse.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:42:36 -0500

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Jeff Oskins
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Jeff Oskins

"Hold on. I'm getting a call from Margot Adler." I love that reference.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:42:26 -0500

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Beathil Tenchijeff
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Beathil Tenchijeff

Mike.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:22:09 -0500

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Steve Dillman
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Steve Dillman

Well hello, Tractor!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:12:18 -0500

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

The sweet, soulful sounds of, "Come sit with me, and satan, too. He's your friend and mine."

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:45:07 -0500

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David Iacovino Sr.
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David Iacovino Sr.

I sure hope he said peanuts

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:43:38 -0500

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Linda Farmer
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Linda Farmer

One of my all-time favorite episodes!! Literally have it memorized I watched it so often :-)

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:38:17 -0500

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Because it's where the fish lives. There, in the stream by the walnut ranch. You'd have to be a chromosidal maniac not to like this movie.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:27:50 -0500

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Kelly Luck
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Kelly Luck

I think Tormented is my least favorite episode.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:27:49 -0500

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Michael T. Smith
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Michael T. Smith

Emby Mellay 4eva

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:21:32 -0500

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Sierra Rein
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Sierra Rein

I love knowing where the fish lives.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:19:20 -0500

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Terry Lehman
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Terry Lehman

It was nice to see Herbert Von Karajan get some work

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:11:33 -0500

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Rob Gullo
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Rob Gullo

Who DOESN'T have walnuts and peanuts at Thanksgiving?...he DID say peanuts, right?

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 05:17:08 -0500

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Emma Jochum
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Emma Jochum

This one makes me laugh everytime I watch it.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 01:28:34 -0500

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Starry Monroe
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Starry Monroe

Both movies have their own standings. But..this one has way better riffs!!!!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 00:29:43 -0500

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Rocco Stio
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Rocco Stio

Love commissioner Gordon and his dolls!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 20:10:57 -0500

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

Stan is in the market for robots souls.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 19:15:06 -0500

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jeff lingenfelter
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jeff lingenfelter

One my favorites. The riffing is one of their best efforts.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 19:10:02 -0500

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Eric Tacti
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Eric Tacti

Team Mike, Bill and Kevin! And because you can sight see on your own time, Beelzebub!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 17:53:40 -0500

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Dan O
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Dan O

I never had the opportunity to see this episode before so it'd be nice to finally be able to catch it

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 15:31:02 -0500

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ZOMBIEDAWG
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ZOMBIEDAWG

I havent see it before or at least not on MST3K

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 15:17:16 -0500

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Britt Whale
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Britt Whale

The fish lives here...

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 15:16:42 -0500

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Jared Hutton
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Jared Hutton

Just a touch is needed in your life

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 14:53:55 -0500

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

Grandma Kramer

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 13:37:33 -0500

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Chris Tari
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Chris Tari

One of my top favs that makes me laugh the most! "Hey! Beelzebub! Kali! And Lucifer!" XD

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 13:22:54 -0500

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Tim Mayer
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Tim Mayer

Because this is where the fish lives

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 11:15:11 -0500

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j c
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j c

How can you go wrong with a special guest appearance from the grody incestuous hillbilly from "Giant Spider Invasion?!" ZAH!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 11:10:47 -0500

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Dakotacrat
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Dakotacrat

It's where the fish lives.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 10:07:23 -0500

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James Goodwin
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James Goodwin

This is where the fish live.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 09:34:14 -0500

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Kori Valz
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Kori Valz

A cat named Paul

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 08:45:24 -0500

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Zoltan Wilson
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Zoltan Wilson

This is where the fish lives

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 08:30:32 -0500

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James Paparella
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James Paparella

Today I didn't have a clear preference, so sorry Tormented fans, I went with the crowd on this one.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 08:17:29 -0500

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John Harris
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John Harris

Both episodes are good, but Touch of Satan looks ridiculous now that the Satanic Panic is thankfully long over, while Tormented is actually kind of effective, one of Bert Gordon's better efforts.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 06:10:16 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

Yes! Touch a touch a touch me!!!!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 00:15:04 -0500

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Gary Loudermilk
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Gary Loudermilk

Satan commanded it

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 23:20:20 -0500

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Ryan Boyle
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Ryan Boyle

Satan told me to!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 20:33:39 -0500

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Stelbert Stylton
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Stelbert Stylton

I have seen Tormented one million times.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 18:10:44 -0500

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Ken Gorski
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Ken Gorski

Educational film that explains where the fish live.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 15:17:20 -0500

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