Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
23 hrs ago

Which is your favored experiment?

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Swamp Diamonds

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Devil Fish WINNER

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Swamp Diamonds

56 Comments
Gabriel D
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Gabriel D

What can I say? It's got a good short.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 22:35:28 -0500

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Matthew DeBarger
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Matthew DeBarger

I like both, but this one hasn't been in circulation as often.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:20:31 -0500

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ANTIFA™ Inc. Regional Distribution Manager
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ANTIFA™ Inc. Regional Distribution Manager

I need to learn what NOT to do on a date!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:40:51 -0500

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Robert Webster Caldwell
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Robert Webster Caldwell

I write Golden Girls fan fiction, and I’ve always wanted a crossover with The Nardo gang.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:48:28 -0500

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Chris Cooke
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Chris Cooke

Swamp Diamonds's short makes it all worth it. Half the time I enjoy shorts more than actual riffed films.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 07:49:37 -0500

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Hendo
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Hendo

Beverly Garland. That is all.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 01:17:20 -0500

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
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Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Because Devil Fish ate all the Swamp Diamonds!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 19:38:11 -0500

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

OK, this is a tough one because the final freeze frame in Devil Fish is hilarious. But, I have to give it to Swamp Diamonds for the hilarious short, "What to Do on a Date."

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:39:33 -0500

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Molly Hansen
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Molly Hansen

Beverly Garland!!

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 09:24:54 -0500

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Luis Reyes
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Luis Reyes

Who could forget the bravura performance of Touch (bka Mike) Connors?

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:35:53 -0500

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Not Billehecka
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Not Billehecka

Just for the short alone.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:30:27 -0500

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Honest Jonn
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Honest Jonn

It's Roger Corman!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 21:18:57 -0500

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Yeah, I believe this is better.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 19:03:12 -0500

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Beverly Garland and Marie Windsor--nothing else need be said.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:12:27 -0500

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Michael T. Smith
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Michael T. Smith

Beverly Garland at peak Beverly Garland

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:23:19 -0500

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Rob Gullo
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Rob Gullo

I was thinking...I would have gone with "Batch" Conners

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 04:31:00 -0500

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Brian Edsell
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Brian Edsell

Because

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 01:24:15 -0500

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Starry Monroe
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Starry Monroe

Better cast..better riffs!!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 00:31:26 -0500

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Hello? Beverly Garland! Feisty woman Rocks!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 23:17:11 -0500

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Jacob Flores
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Jacob Flores

Ooooo,oooo Swamp Diamonds...

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 18:54:42 -0500

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Ben Tobin
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Ben Tobin

Rogue women get drunk and make shorts! Also kidnap a guy and commit murder! Swamp Diamonds!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 12:56:07 -0500

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Bill Covington
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Bill Covington

Well, hell... I tried to change my vote! It's a close call, but I don't mind Roger Corman and Beverly Garland.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 09:28:08 -0500

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Robert Barger
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Robert Barger

Beverly Garland. Nuff said.

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 04:40:09 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

Diamond in the rough!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 00:15:47 -0500

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Nathan Smith
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Nathan Smith

Always choose the wiennie roast.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 13:33:02 -0500

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Jon Lid
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Jon Lid

Oh, Beverly

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 10:57:27 -0500

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David Iacovino Sr.
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David Iacovino Sr.

I never laughed so much...Fudge Connors, Scrod Connors

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 06:34:41 -0500

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Scott A Burke
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Scott A Burke

I've seen Devil Fish a million times. I don't think I've seen this one.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 22:29:10 -0500

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Kieran Cowan
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Kieran Cowan

It's an underrated season 5 episode, and the movie is.. actually pretty fun.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 21:06:44 -0500

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

va va voom

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 21:05:16 -0500

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Matt Morrison
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Matt Morrison

Beverly Garland in Daisy Dukes.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 20:39:22 -0500

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Hilary Aronow
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Hilary Aronow

Gotta go with "What to Do on a Date" - one of the show's funniest ever shorts.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 19:43:19 -0500

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

Two words: Mike "Touch" Connors. Three words.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 18:22:48 -0500

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☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.
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☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.

I guess I like women’s prison escape movies better than random buffalo shots. There’s something good about Devilfish that I don’t remember anymore because the triggering flash shot eclipses it.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:53:58 -0500

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I like the short "What to do on a date". And the host segments is pretty good.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:52:17 -0500

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Kathy Vietor
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Kathy Vietor

Touch Connors!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:29:49 -0500

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David Rogers
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David Rogers

Weenie roast.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:19:35 -0500

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Gretchen Crumpacker
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Gretchen Crumpacker

Come on come on now TOUCH me babe! Can’t you see that I am not afraid?

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:15:07 -0500

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Merri Hall Cross
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Merri Hall Cross

Mike Connors!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:14:45 -0500

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Chuck Coshow
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Chuck Coshow

Devil fish is painful to watch, while Mannix (Dah-dah-dah-DAH!) and Dodie make for good watching and riffs.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:10:34 -0500

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Strong female leads, duking it out in the swamp!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:53:25 -0500

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Mark Schmidbauer
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Mark Schmidbauer

Lucy and Viv in the Big House

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:33:09 -0500

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Kenneth E. Morgan
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Kenneth E. Morgan

"Devil Fish" has good riffing, but the movie has a very poor attitude towards women.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:06:41 -0500

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☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.
☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.

Seconded.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:54:43 -0500

Mary Clev
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Mary Clev

Beverly Garland. The End.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:56:13 -0500

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Josh Ryals
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Josh Ryals

I remember this as being a pretty good Joel episode. I liked Tom & Gypsy's date.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:51:43 -0500

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Lisamarie Babik
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Lisamarie Babik

Two words: Beverly. Garland. *purrrrr*

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:46:59 -0500

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Touch. There’s a dude named Touch in it. And he’s not dubbed. And goofy lady wrestling. But mostly Touch Connors. Oh, and because Beverly Garland runs circles around any Fishy Devil actor.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:46:19 -0500

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☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.
☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.

Seconded! This again as always is a contest between male dominance and female empowerment.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:56:12 -0500

Jon Attema
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Jon Attema

A handsome man held captive by several beautiful escapees. I feel like this tells us more about Roger Corman than anything else he's done.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:42:20 -0500

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Gerald Hough
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Gerald Hough

Basically because it has the best short in my opinion- What to Do On a Date.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:42:18 -0500

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Masque of the Redrua Death
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Masque of the Redrua Death

Advantage: Mannix

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:39:39 -0500

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

Eh, I voted for Mikes' episode yesterday and I was always a bit more partial to Joels' era anyway. Besides, I wasn't a huge fan of Devil Fish.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:37:40 -0500

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MST3K
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MST3K

Swamp Diamonds includes iconic short, "What to Do on a Date." No contest.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:36:21 -0500

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Melissa Mlynek-Peplinski
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Melissa Mlynek-Peplinski

I saw the movie poster with a woman holding a gun to a tied up man! Tacky!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:35:31 -0500

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Mikey Elms
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Mikey Elms

Devil Fish is a snoozefest.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:29:58 -0500

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Devil Fish

81 Comments
Robert Jindra
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Robert Jindra

Just because you CAN edit, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 19:56:30 -0500

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✖️ Ryan H 🎮
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✖️ Ryan H 🎮

It's Euro-funny.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:13:31 -0500

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

Because they are so obviously in Florida, America, where they drive pickup cars...!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:58:15 -0500

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Jonah Gregory
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Jonah Gregory

"Underwater fight scenes are the drum solos of movies."

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:45:41 -0500

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Barbara L. LeMaster
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Barbara L. LeMaster

Because the line "just because you can edit doesn't mean you should" still makes me giggle. Plus, this is basically Sharktopus years before Roger Corman thought of the idea.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 19:41:51 -0500

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Ken Gorski
Ken Gorski

"just because you can edit doesn't mean you should" should be printed as large banners and hung on front of every college film school.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 15:27:38 -0500

Jay Rambo
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Jay Rambo

I missed going on a cruise in May, so this should make up for it, right?

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 19:40:37 -0500

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Josh Colletta
Josh Colletta

As long as you don't mind the fresh Mrs. Dash air!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 19:57:21 -0500

Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Iris Peynado as Sandra. Also, pssshhhhhttttt glug glug glug "electrician"

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 18:05:24 -0500

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

This one was much easier. Devil Fish is an underrated classic, while Swamp Diamonds is drab, dull and uninvolving. In other words, your average Corman episode.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:55:28 -0500

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John Gaines
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John Gaines

Get your flamethrowers out, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:56:19 -0500

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ThePeronah
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ThePeronah

Two words: Buffalo Shot

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:45:25 -0500

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Ken Gorski
Ken Gorski

He's hanging out the old Evinrude,

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 15:24:17 -0500

Ben
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Ben

A Beer Guzzling boat captain, a stupid monster based off jaws, and over dubbed Italians as people in Miami, what’s not to love ?

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:30:00 -0500

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Joe Pipkin #SaveVentureBros
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Joe Pipkin #SaveVentureBros

The first time the show got censored came out of left field!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:50:26 -0500

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Evan Schmalz
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Evan Schmalz

I'm pleased at things

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:50:03 -0500

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Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

My very first episode of Mike hosting!!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:42:49 -0500

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Alicia Rodriguez
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Alicia Rodriguez

The over the top plot makes the decision to vote Devil Fish super easy. "PETER FRAMPTON!"

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:42:27 -0500

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Kali11CatsEye!
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Kali11CatsEye!

I love goofy monster movies, even silly looking devil fishies....

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:41:29 -0500

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Sean McDonnell
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Sean McDonnell

The movie so nice they gave it a title card twice. It's just good dopey fun

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:38:08 -0500

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Michael Pullmann
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Michael Pullmann

Because I love a good Italian cheese.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:37:31 -0500

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

One of my favs!

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 11:03:08 -0500

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Click. Glug glug glug glug glug. Aaaah. Click. Glug glug glug glug glug.. Aaaaah. And all the beautiful Florida scenery.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 23:59:58 -0500

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Ashley
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Ashley

I feel European when I watch it.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:27:49 -0500

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

This movie is so bad, it needs to be in the turkey day lineup just to keep a person humble

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:09:51 -0500

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Raven Cain
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Raven Cain

*psht* glug glug glug glug glug glug *psht* glug glug glug glug glug .... *psht* glug glug glug glug glug ... *psht*

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:59:58 -0500

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Greg Gancho
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Greg Gancho

Nothing in it makes any sense, in way that's fun and entertaining.

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 14:50:31 -0500

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Beathil Tenchijeff
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Beathil Tenchijeff

Mike

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 12:24:11 -0500

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Sara Lipowitz
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Sara Lipowitz

I KNOW!

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 11:13:47 -0500

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Eric Tacti
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Eric Tacti

Team Mike, Bill and Kevin!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 17:52:26 -0500

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Jared Hutton
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Jared Hutton

6 million dollar creeper

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 14:52:41 -0500

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Sam Lovelace
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Sam Lovelace

It's so silly!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 06:21:43 -0500

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Aabra Jaggard
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Aabra Jaggard

Dangerously Italian

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 00:02:36 -0500

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Wade Mintz
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Wade Mintz

It's one I haven't seen

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 23:30:17 -0500

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Chris James
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Chris James

You know why.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 22:42:48 -0500

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Eviliz
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Eviliz

Swamp diamonds gives me leech flash backs

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 20:29:30 -0500

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Paul Hyson
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Paul Hyson

both are amazing, but this is the less well-known, and it is not Swamp Diamonds

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 20:11:33 -0500

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

Roger Corman is no match for the Italians when it comes to cheese.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:35:15 -0500

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Tj Joulwan
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Tj Joulwan

Becuz devil fish

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:30:30 -0500

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Robert Shelley
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Robert Shelley

Had a girlfriend who I now hate actually rented this movie before I saw it on MST 3K

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 19:07:37 -0500

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Richard Cooney
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Richard Cooney

Boy, am I in Florida.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:58:36 -0500

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Dan Wiencek
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Dan Wiencek

Of course I am American and not Italian! I drive a truck!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:52:17 -0500

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Janie Davis
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Janie Davis

i like this movie,and them guys are nuts.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 17:15:55 -0500

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Chris Labye
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Chris Labye

Of course some America are not Italian I drive a truck

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 16:04:08 -0500

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Ken Gorski
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Ken Gorski

Guess I'm the 100 person to make the “just because you can edit" joke now I'm condemned to play Seaquest on an Atari with drink boat captains and mobbed-up doctors.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 15:11:52 -0500

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Lillian Lasher
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Lillian Lasher

Oh, I suppose I'll accept a LITTLE bit of sex from you, go ahead."

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 13:58:02 -0500

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Ashley Jo Verity
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Ashley Jo Verity

Who doesn't like lab experiments gone horribly wrong?

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:37:04 -0500

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jeff lingenfelter
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jeff lingenfelter

No contest. Devil Fish by a mile.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:28:18 -0500

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Sarah Gibbs
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Sarah Gibbs

Much better music

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 12:07:40 -0500

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Brian Murphy
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Brian Murphy

Swamp Diamonds is currently on and I haven't seen Devil Fish in awhile.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 11:39:23 -0500

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E. A. Bruce
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E. A. Bruce

Because we're from Europe! Heh heh... Hee hee... Hahaha haha...

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 11:29:39 -0500

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Tim Swartz
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Tim Swartz

Devil and fish. Two words when combined mean awesome movie.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 10:52:56 -0500

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Julian Kennedy
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Julian Kennedy

I like the Italian... I mean Floridian ladies.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 09:19:02 -0500

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Beth Whitmore
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Beth Whitmore

Mad scientists and blood thirsty monsters what could be better?!

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 09:11:55 -0500

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Walt Fletcher
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Walt Fletcher

Give me bad effects for a monster anyday

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 09:01:45 -0500

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Wyldstaar Studio
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Wyldstaar Studio

The failure of Italian knock-offs like Devil Fish are always entertaining. Swamp Diamonds was made early in Roger Corman's career, so he hadn't yet learned how to get the most bang for his buck.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 08:05:51 -0500

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James Paparella
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James Paparella

Swamp Diamonds is tawdry and not weird enough for M st3k.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 07:45:46 -0500

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Sam LaMonica
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Sam LaMonica

"I kno~ow!"

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 06:50:13 -0500

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Elio Concepcion
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Elio Concepcion

Because Florida is gross.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 06:31:53 -0500

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Leonore Bongert
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Leonore Bongert

There's just something about the silliness of Devil Fish that makes it a joy to watch.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 06:28:38 -0500

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Susan N Sean Morath
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Susan N Sean Morath

Because I dearly love the show and love this episode.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 04:38:19 -0500

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Nicholas Volosin
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Nicholas Volosin

Because I can't eat swamp diamonds.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 01:59:53 -0500

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Alex Mckaie
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Alex Mckaie

Fun crazy film with some great riffs.

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 01:15:36 -0500

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Hawk
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Hawk

Because this is where the fish lives (wrong episode I know, but it still fits)

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 00:08:30 -0500

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Josh L
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Josh L

Cause I voted for a Joel ep last time. All things in balance!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 23:47:24 -0500

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Awghost 5
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Awghost 5

I just liked the episode better. It's not that deep.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 23:10:57 -0500

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P.J Quezada
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P.J Quezada

For the Italian filter and dolphins in space ships.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 22:33:56 -0500

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I’ve never seen this one. Is it anything like the piranha one that Jonah did?

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 22:08:15 -0500

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Mark Vidreiro
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Mark Vidreiro

Tough one, but I enjoy this one better.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 21:43:50 -0500

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Last_Starfytr
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Last_Starfytr

Comes down to a better movie if that makes any sense at all. The swamp diamonds women are so grating I can barely keep watching even with the hilarious riffing

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 21:26:02 -0500

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Rebekah Nelson
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Rebekah Nelson

"Just because you can edit doesn't mean you should."

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 20:57:06 -0500

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

Deep lucifered potatoes is now a family recipe.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 20:53:35 -0500

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j c
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j c

My favorite Itloridian movie

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 20:16:05 -0500

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Ricardo Silkworth
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Ricardo Silkworth

Italians pretending to be a Floridians ... nuff said

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 20:09:00 -0500

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Penny Wise the danceing clown
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Penny Wise the danceing clown

Idk I just love mst3k the renewal

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 19:05:07 -0500

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

This is a fast moving and fun episode

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 18:41:28 -0500

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Jean Thomas
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Jean Thomas

Pleasant scenery, super funny!

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 17:26:07 -0500

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Josh Colletta
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Josh Colletta

I always get a kick out of one of my favorite school field trip destinations (the Miami Seaquarium) being used as the setting for a Eurofunny JAWS knockoff.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 16:28:28 -0500

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Gregory Lannom
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Gregory Lannom

italian pelvises.

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:43:36 -0500

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Zoltan Wilson
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Zoltan Wilson

It's a solid film with terrible acting. I live it

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:41:36 -0500

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Chelsea McQuaid
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Chelsea McQuaid

Here, fishy fishy fishy

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 15:37:46 -0500

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