Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

Should the next on screen Wolverine be short and scrappy like he is in the comics?

Should Miles Morales have his own superhero name, besides Spider-Man?

Would you rather see a decades later sequel to The Super Mario Bros Movie (1990) or The Wizard?

Do you prefer a Two-Face with or without an alternate personality?