Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

Does the latest Sonic 2 trailer have you worried, or are you excited about seeing it?

Should the next on screen Wolverine be short and scrappy like he is in the comics?

If No Way Home had a Sinister Six, who should have been it's sixth member?

Would you rather eat pizza everyday for the rest of your life or tacos?