Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

Should Miles Morales have his own superhero name, besides Spider-Man?

Which hair length looks better and why and how long/short of your answer should the length be?

If you could only play one of these game systems for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Does the latest Sonic 2 trailer have you worried, or are you excited about seeing it?