Which Pokémon region has the best map design?

Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

온라인이나 오프라인으로 말씀을 듣기는 하는데, 예배가 끝나는 순간 모든 말씀이 바로 기억에서 사라지고 만다.

If you could only play one of these game systems for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

what are you most excited for