Who would be a more effective Santa Claus? Mario or Sonic

Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

온라인이나 오프라인으로 말씀을 듣기는 하는데, 예배가 끝나는 순간 모든 말씀이 바로 기억에서 사라지고 만다.

Which Pokémon spin-off game is the most fun?

If you could only play one of these game systems for the rest of your life, which would you choose?