Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

Do you spend more hours a week watching traditional entertainment or user generated content?

Do you prefer the first half (seasons 1-5) or the second half (seasons 6-10) of Smallville?

Who would win in a battle to the death?

Which mantle, which is usually one person, works better as a legacy character, i.e. Green Lantern?