Which of these classic "Weird Al" Yankovic songs is the better story-summarizing parody?

Vintage game collectors: retro is expensive right now. Are you currently buying or selling games?

Which is (so far) the better series about this iconic duo?

Which mantle, which is usually one person, works better as a legacy character, i.e. Green Lantern?

Grizzly bear vs the King of the Jungle who y'all got